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  1. #1
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    Default Evil merge's satanic structure!

    Good tournament structures don't make you want to shoot a puppy when one god damn mother farming idiot calls you down with a slightly microwaved pair of 3's. When you lose a curvacious pot in a good structure you can still play some eejit style poker, but those lovely poeple at merge won't stand for that. They give you a rather shameful 1,000 chips, and like rubber ducks, jack up the italian cuisined blinds so 4 levels in your pitiful starting stack has 10bbs. If those crazy lebanese cheese loving people want to see one more of my hard earned penny from me they need to fix that like MC Hammer and soon. I'm going back to full tilt where you have enough time to outplay the gragarious donks at that site.
    Last edited by eejit101; 05-07-2009 at 09:04 PM. Reason: SWEARING!

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    Unhappy Too many tears

    This post made me cry!:
    But I have been crying all day.
    My good friend was found dead today from
    an O.D. on a mixture of painkillers. He was 49
    and just welcomed his first grand baby 2 months ago.
    I will miss Sam, I loved that man.
    Everyone should take a moment and reflect on their lives
    and take every precaution that this does not happen to
    you or a loved one.
    God Bless each and every one of you.
    Here's to our health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    This post made me cry!:
    But I have been crying all day.
    My good friend was found dead today from
    an O.D. on a mixture of painkillers. He was 49
    and just welcomed his first grand baby 2 months ago.
    I will miss Sam, I loved that man.
    Everyone should take a moment and reflect on their lives
    and take every precaution that this does not happen to
    you or a loved one.
    God Bless each and every one of you.
    Here's to our health.
    I am so sorry for your loss, freeringo. You are in my prayers. God bless you too.

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    RIP sam sorry to hear ringo wow its been a bad day for both of us but ur s takes presidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klinkman View Post
    Good tournament structures don't make you want to shoot a puppy when one god damn mother farming idiot calls you down with a slightly microwaved pair of 3's. When you lose a curvacious pot in a good structure you can still play some eejit style poker, but those lovely poeple at merge won't stand for that. They give you a rather shameful 1,000 chips, and like rubber ducks, jack up the italian cuisined blinds so 4 levels in your pitiful starting stack has 10bbs. If those crazy lebanese cheese loving people want to see one more of my hard earned penny from me they need to fix that like MC Hammer and soon. I'm going back to full tilt where you have enough time to outplay the gragarious donks at that site.
    omg thats funny as all hell.

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    My charity work round here is appreciated!!! Thanks.


    Ringo - that sucks. Have a beer with me in virtual land!

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    Default humor?

    The small humor of the day was that I got the
    call right before I took a blood pressure test
    for my life insurance exam. They took it 3 times
    and wrote down 152 over 94. I'm told that's abit
    high! NO KIDDING
    Sam's laughing his *** off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klinkman View Post
    Good tournament structures don't make you want to shoot a puppy when one god damn mother farming idiot calls you down with a slightly microwaved pair of 3's. When you lose a curvacious pot in a good structure you can still play some eejit style poker, but those lovely poeple at merge won't stand for that. They give you a rather shameful 1,000 chips, and like rubber ducks, jack up the italian cuisined blinds so 4 levels in your pitiful starting stack has 10bbs. If those crazy lebanese cheese loving people want to see one more of my hard earned penny from me they need to fix that like MC Hammer and soon. I'm going back to full tilt where you have enough time to outplay the gragarious donks at that site.
    lol that was great but I thought NDN got to edit that one?

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    Sorry for your loss Mr. Ringo.

    I do hope he is laughing about your blood pressure test though.

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    well i think i will have a beer for u tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    This post made me cry!:
    But I have been crying all day.
    My good friend was found dead today from
    an O.D. on a mixture of painkillers. He was 49
    and just welcomed his first grand baby 2 months ago.
    I will miss Sam, I loved that man.
    Everyone should take a moment and reflect on their lives
    and take every precaution that this does not happen to
    you or a loved one.
    God Bless each and every one of you.
    Here's to our health.
    my condolences to his family and friends. It is hard to lose someone at such a young age and under such circumstances.

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    Sorry to hear about your lose Freeringo.

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    soory man, death is not a good thing..... trust me i know a am 23 years old and i lsot my mother in feb. this year.....

    sorry to hear this freeringo

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    haha klink i love this and i agree but merge is on a big loving me kick right now so i cant complain for now but i do know what u mean and grrrr some times i yell at my computer for the beats i take on merge


    Good tournament structures don't make you want to shoot a puppy when one god damn mother farming idiot calls you down with a slightly microwaved pair of 3's. When you lose a curvacious pot in a good structure you can still play some eejit style poker, but those lovely poeple at merge won't stand for that. They give you a rather shameful 1,000 chips, and like rubber ducks, jack up the italian cuisined blinds so 4 levels in your pitiful starting stack has 10bbs. If those crazy lebanese cheese loving people want to see one more of my hard earned penny from me they need to fix that like MC Hammer and soon. I'm going back to full tilt where you have enough time to outplay the gragarious donks at that site.

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    ringo i am sooo soo soo sorry for your loss my heart and prayrs are with you i hope you healing will be fast

    This post made me cry!:
    But I have been crying all day.
    My good friend was found dead today from
    an O.D. on a mixture of painkillers. He was 49
    and just welcomed his first grand baby 2 months ago.
    I will miss Sam, I loved that man.
    Everyone should take a moment and reflect on their lives
    and take every precaution that this does not happen to
    you or a loved one.
    God Bless each and every one of you.
    Here's to our health.

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