1. First thing you wash in the shower?
well the 1st thing is my face

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black it s a no fear one.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
hell yeah or she would divorce me

4.Do you plan outfits?
no i just wear what the weather allows me too.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
ummm i dont know i guess normal

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
i would say my red insulated screw driver that i use for work.

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim fire

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i dreamt i had a dog biting me

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope i didnt

10. What are you craving right now?
i am craving a strawbeery cheesecake

11. Do you floss?
after dinner usually.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
never i dont use it.

14. Are you emotional?
only when i coach my kids soccer team.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
hell yeah while i am eating a burrito

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no but i have had to listen to my kid do it. uggg

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite into it.

18. Do you like your hair?
of course i will cherish it till it falls out

19. Do you like yourself?
of course

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
yes i have i have met jamie foxx the governator, sharks players, and others.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yuck looks like ummmm i cant even say it i will get edited.

22. What are you listening to right now?
i am listening to me type this.

23. How many countries have you visited?
6

24. Are your parents strict?
nah my dad was a dick and my mom was a single mother ( the best)

25. Would you go sky diving?
nah ill piss my pants

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
u know if i went out to dinner with him i might get arrested for punching his dumbass in the face.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no id throw a fist

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes my pearly whites.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
no

30. Do you rent movies often?
yes netflix

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
wow thats a long time ago i couldnt tell u.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
hell yeah i would drunk with keystone beer and go nuts. i thank the simpsons for most of my stuff.

33. Do you own a gun?
yes 9mm. liscensed

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
only if i am drunk and a police officer is asking me to.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my family

36. Brown or white eggs?
organic

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yes a few shirts and a lava lamp.

38. Ever been on a train?
yes for sure.

39. Ever been in love?
ummmm duh i am married

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes

41. Are you too forgiving?
depends on who and what it is about. if my kids they know to do the puppy dog eyes and i can see no wrong after that.

42. Do you use chap stick?
nah i use carmex.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
working

44. Can you use chop sticks?
hell yeah sushi is the ****. i use chop sticks at home. my oldest uses them for lime chili cheetos so her fingers dont get stained red.

45. Ever have cream puffs?
ewww gross

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes

47. What was the last question you asked?
did u brush your teeth to my kids.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
wow thats been along time too. i bought a dvd dont know if that counts

49. Boys or girls?
Girls.

50. What is your bus number for school?
Didn't ride a bus.

51. Is your hair curly?
nope str8

52. Last time you cried?
when i watched the last extreme home make over. pretty sad.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
drunk only

54. Do looks matter?
depends but i dont worry about looks as i am married.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
yes

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
nah thats for girls and sissys

57. Favorite time of the year?
spring

58. Favorite color?
yellow

59. Are you sarcastic?
umm yess

60. Do you have any tattoos?
yes 2

61. The last person you held hands with?
my own

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
always it seems.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
huh

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
of course

65. Do you like your life right now?
for sure

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
notmuch unless it is business.

67. What is your favorite animal?
cute little monkeys like eejit.

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
i bought some sunglasses

69. Do you have good vision?
yes i think well i dont squint.

70. Can you hula hoop?
nah

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
nope i would leave in a heart beat. if she could cheat on me then she was never mine to begin with.

72. Do you have a job?
oh yes.

73. Can you handle the truth?
depends on what the truth is.

74. What are you wearing?
no shirt and shorts kinda hot.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes when i was young i use to be a bad *** and broke into houses. i look back and think a what a fuic king moron.


wow that was long and fun