Upgrade to Wife 1.0

[Dallas12]

Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as Fiancee 1.0. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog. It has taken up all my space, and Wife 1.0 must be running before I can do ANYTHING.

It is also spawning Child Processes that are further consuming system resources. Some applications, such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all.

Additional plug-ins were automatically installed, such as Mother-In-Law 55.8, and there is no uninstall feature for these plug-ins. No mention of these behaviors was discussed in the brochures or documentation, although other users have reported similar problems.

Because of this, some users that I know have decided to avoid the headaches associated with these upgrades, and simply move from Girlfriend 5.0 to Girlfriend 6.0. Unfortunately, this is not without its perils either, as all traces of Girlfriend 5.0 must be removed from the system before attempting installation of 6.0.

Even then, Girlfriend 6.0 will repeatedly run system checks (usually in the background, and often late at night when the system is asleep) to find evidence of previous versions. To cap it off, Girlfriend 6.0 apparently has a nag feature reminding about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Haha this one is awesome, thanks Dallas!

[vickid]

Hahahahah


omfg i love this

sooooo golden dalls ur a funny man funnay man i say

[KaciBlakely]

Hahahahahaha, loved this one dallas.

THanks for sharing with all of us.

At least we know its not real thankfully for us girls in here, lol.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Hahahahahaha, loved this one dallas.

THanks for sharing with all of us.

At least we know its not real thankfully for us girls in here, lol.

Indeed! Even though it's not true, it's easy to relate to though isn't it?

[BnLM5]

That is hecka funny! There for a min I thought there was really a program such as this. Thanks, I have to share this with my hubby.