Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

Girl: "You're really good with children."
Guy: "Thanks, I practiced on my hamster."

[KaciBlakely]

7th Heaven. Good old lol funny memories, lol.

MARY: Don't break my heart.
ROBBIE: Don't break my jaw.
MARY: Don't break my heart and I won't have any reason to break your jaw.

[KaciBlakely]

Will and Grace.

Just a few, lol.

WILL: C-3PO wasn't g a y, he was British!

SAM: The last time I saw you, you were this big... but you were on a hill and I was far away.

JACK: Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

KAREN: You know CPR?
JACK: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was g a y ... Only I think it just confused him even more.

JACK: So, I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.
WILL: Forward?

WILL: So now you're skipping work altogether?!
GRACE: No, I called in sick.
WILL: Called who? You're the boss.
GRACE: I know, it was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm going to fire me.

JACK: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack.

[KaciBlakely]

Cute from Twilight. I found it humourous. Tell me if you did too.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

[KaciBlakely]

If you can youtube this scene, I would. The dad is so heartbroken and I cried, I cried, I cried.

The acting by the dad was so great.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?
Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.
Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?
Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.
Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.
Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.
Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.
Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.
Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.
Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.
Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.
Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom was.