Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

The Hills.

Just a few this time.


Lauren: Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?
~Season 3, Episode 5

Whitney: It’s probably just a momentary tiff.
Lauren: Uh! I love that word ‘tiff.’ Did you know that my name was going to Tiffany? Or Crystal.
Whitney: Crystal?
Lauren: Could you see me as a Tiffany or Crystal?
Whitney: Tiff…Chris….Chrissy
Lauren: Crystal.
Whitney: Crystalllllll.
~Season 3, Episode 5

[KaciBlakely]

Some more from the Hills.

“I just could never understand hating soomeone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.” ~Lauren (about the inappropriate tape rumors), Season 3, Episode 1

“I have Lauren’s back regardless.” ~Audrina, Season 3, Episode 1

We’re going to Les Deux. Almost everytime I go there I meet a cute guy ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Girls, girls, this is Jason. And he has an accent. ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Audrina, Audrina, I just found an adorable boy from London with an accent who’s leaving tomorrow. Jackpot. ~Lauren at Les Deux, Season 3, Episode 1

Jason (from London): Is that a sidekick?
Lauren: It’s a blackbery
Jason (from London): All you Americans e-mail?
Lauren: Americans? Am I American?
Jason: I like to hope so.
Lauren: Whitney, Whitney come here. I met a cute guy, come here. Tell me if you think he’s cute ‘cause I’m drunk.
Whitney: Who? Where? – No!
~Season 3, Episode 1

Spencer: I’m dying to see if Lauren, Audrina and Whitney show up to Frankie’s birthday, somebody they’ve known for three months and they didn’t show up to their best friend’s house warming party.
Heidi: I wrote Lauren a letter about not coming to the house warming party.
Spencer: Let me read these.
Heidi: Well, how about you don’t read them, they’re personal.
Spencer: Whoaaaa.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: It sucks that we can’t be at the same place, you know for no reason.
Audrina: I think you and Lauren should talk.
Heidi: I would love to talk to her. I have no idea what’s even going on. I don’t know what to say.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Later…

Audrina: Heidi knows exactly what she did. She acted stupid like ‘What did I do? Why did she get so mad at me?’ We’ve heard all the s*** you guys have been talking about Lauren. You know what you did. Go talk to her.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Lauren: I can’t believe her.
Audrina: What did the letter say?
Lauren: Oh, I want to read that. ‘Lauren, I wish you were there, we need to catch up. I really miss you. I understand you don’t like Spencer, but I didn’t do anything. I have always loved you, call me when you get a chance. P.S. The housewarming party wasn’t the same without you.’ She won’t f****** admit it.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s her problem I guess.
Spencer: Let’s go roll on her.
Heidi: What?
Spencer: Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, what’s your problem?
~Season 3, Episode 1