Please do not, do not make fun of me.

Not my fault the show is addicting.


“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

“We can get a fire pole!” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?
Whitney: No!
Lauren: And there were only 300 of those.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s bad I’m already planning on ditching all of my classes.
Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.
Heidi: Why?
Lauren: Why? Seriously?
~Season 1, Episode 2

Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a class.
Heidi: Whatever.
Lauren: What other class do you have?
Heidi: Art. I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was like screw this, I’m not going.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just like not go to your classes.
Heidi: Well, I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.
Lauren: But they want you to go.
Heidi: Art is really lame, ya know.
Lauren: Yea, but Heidi I’d give it more than a day.
Heidi: I will. I’ll give it more than a day.
Lauren: Heidi. Ready to go. I have to go to work.
Heidi: I’m ready for a nap.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Jordan: I’m still tired from last night.
Heidi: I would be if I were you too.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.
Lauren: A real lunch break. (Dripping in sarcasm).
~Season 1, Episode 2

(singing) “Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 2

“You know you are going to have to work, though.” ~Lauren to Heidi, Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How was your first day? (of work)
Heidi: Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.
Lauren: You’ve got to give it more than one day.
~Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?
~Season 1, Episode 4

“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 4

“Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.” ~Whitney, Season 1, Episode 5

“Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule’.” ~Elodie, Heidi’s Co-Worker, Season 1, Episode 6

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.
Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.
~Season 1, Episode 7

“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“I have twenty minutes until New Year’s. And I will celebrate it.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“And now my only problem, was figuring out what to wear.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 8

Whitney: Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.
Heidi: I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.
Lauren: She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.
Heidi: I did.
~Season 1, Episode 8

*While looking at male models….
Lauren: You don’t think they’re cute?
Whitney: No, I do, I like all of these guys.
Lauren: Do you want me to leave you alone for awhile?
~Season 1, Episode 8

Lauren: We’re doing a modeling call for a bathing suit shoot.
Heidi: For guys or for girls?
Lauren: For both. I told Jason it was only girls so he doesn’t get mad at me. (Pause) What they’re like young guys.
Heidi: Are they kids?
Lauren: They’re not kids, they’re like guy models.
Heidi: He’s gonna get mad at you.
~Season 1, Episode 8

“I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 9

“Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 9