Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

Capt. Frank Larson: Out of the 39 000 men and women that make up the United States Coast Guard there are only 280 rescue swimmers. This is because we are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys his good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, We. Go. Out.
Ben Randall: [Later in private, quoting him:] "When God rips houses off the ground?"
Capt. Frank Larson: I was rollin'.

Pilot Mitchell: We're low on fuel. The rulebook says we cut our losses. What do you think, Ben?
Ben Randall: When we go home, they die.

[Ben has just rescued Jake and they are being hoisted up to the helicopter]
Jake Fischer: I thought you were going fishing!
Ben Randall: What do you call this?
[the cable starts to fray and Ben makes a snap decision - to unhook himself and fall so Jake will get up safely]
Jake Fischer: What are you doing? Don't even think about it!
Ben Randall: It’s not gonna hold us both.

Emily Thomas: Hey, Mags, can I have a beer?
Jake Fischer: Well, well. So you are gonna have a drink with me.
Emily Thomas: No, I'm having a drink near you. Entirely different thing.
Jake Fischer: You're a real little lightening-rod, aren't you? What's your name?
Emily Thomas: Daisy Buchanan.
Jake Fischer: You're lying, Daisy Buchanan.
Emily Thomas: There is that possibility.
Jake Fischer: No, that was a sure-fire lie.
Emily Thomas: So I take it you've read 'The Great Gatsby'. Where's my money?
Jake Fischer: It's not on me, but it is close, if a very safe place. Now, I've drawn a map with a complex set of clues. Each one is more fiendishly clever then the last -
[Emily reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money]
Jake Fischer: ...That works too.
Emily Thomas: [grabs the map] This is just a picture of your pants.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, but it's a *bad* picture, which is what makes it so fiendishly clever.

Emily Thomas: What do you have, an art gallery over here? What is this "2"?
[looking number two tattooed on Jake's shoulder]
Jake Fischer: It's so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in.
(In reality it his team members number)

Emily Thomas: How does Jake Fischer become a guy who wants to jump out of helicopters?
Jake Fischer: I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge.
Emily Thomas: You're lying.
Jake Fischer: There is that possibility.
Emily Thomas: The truth?
Jake Fischer: My bull riding career was going down the drain.

Jake Fischer: You do *not* want to hear about my day.
Emily Thomas: Yeah, I do.
Jake Fischer: Man, this guy Randall, you know, it doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.
Jake Fischer: No, it's personal with me. He's knows that I'm better then he was. I mean, today I broke every one of his records. I owned them all.
Maggie McGlone: Not all of them. There's one record you won't break.
[takes a picture off the wall]
Maggie McGlone: This is 'The Aegis'. Medical ship. Caught on fire. It was a nightmare; people burning in their beds. And Ben Randall got every one of those people out of there, except for this one guy. And right when the ship started to go down, he reaches down and grabs this guy. He's hanging from the cable with this man's life in his hands, and the winch jams. It's twenty minutes to the base. The man's screaming, but Ben looks him dead in the eye, and do you know what he said? He said "I won't let go."
Emily Thomas: What happened?
Maggie McGlone: Dislocated his shoulder, tore every tendon in his hand, but he didn't let go. Twenty minutes, just fingertips. You break that record, and you give me a call.
Jake Fischer: ...My day was alright.

Jake Fischer: [voice-over] The Coast Guard conducted the largest search and rescue missions for a single man in its history, but the body of Senior Chief Ben Randall was never found. What makes a legend? Is it what someone did while they were alive? Or how they're remembered after they're gone? Some people actually believe Senior Chief made the swim to the Aleutian Islands, that he's standing on a distant beach somewhere with a fishing pole in his hand. But I found my answer a couple of weeks later.
[Jake pulls a victim into the helicopter]
Drowning Victim: Where is he?
Jake Fischer: Huh? There's nobody else out there, man.
Drowning Victim: No, he was there! He was with me the whole time! He said he would hold on till help arrived. He never let go!
Jake Fischer: [voice-over] There is a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea. He is a fisher of men, a last hope for all those who've been left behind. He is know as the Guardian.



Gosh this is just such a good movie. If I could've found the transcript I would have just posted the link and let you guys all read it. It's really great. SO I hope you enjoy this and Ashton Kutcher's acting. Kevin Costner too.

It's great.

[KaciBlakely]

Please do not, do not make fun of me.

Not my fault the show is addicting.


“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

“We can get a fire pole!” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?
Whitney: No!
Lauren: And there were only 300 of those.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s bad I’m already planning on ditching all of my classes.
Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.
Heidi: Why?
Lauren: Why? Seriously?
~Season 1, Episode 2

Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a class.
Heidi: Whatever.
Lauren: What other class do you have?
Heidi: Art. I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was like screw this, I’m not going.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just like not go to your classes.
Heidi: Well, I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.
Lauren: But they want you to go.
Heidi: Art is really lame, ya know.
Lauren: Yea, but Heidi I’d give it more than a day.
Heidi: I will. I’ll give it more than a day.
Lauren: Heidi. Ready to go. I have to go to work.
Heidi: I’m ready for a nap.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Jordan: I’m still tired from last night.
Heidi: I would be if I were you too.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.
Lauren: A real lunch break. (Dripping in sarcasm).
~Season 1, Episode 2

(singing) “Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 2

“You know you are going to have to work, though.” ~Lauren to Heidi, Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How was your first day? (of work)
Heidi: Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.
Lauren: You’ve got to give it more than one day.
~Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?
~Season 1, Episode 4

“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 4

“Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.” ~Whitney, Season 1, Episode 5

“Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule’.” ~Elodie, Heidi’s Co-Worker, Season 1, Episode 6

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.
Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.
~Season 1, Episode 7

“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“I have twenty minutes until New Year’s. And I will celebrate it.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“And now my only problem, was figuring out what to wear.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 8

Whitney: Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.
Heidi: I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.
Lauren: She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.
Heidi: I did.
~Season 1, Episode 8

*While looking at male models….
Lauren: You don’t think they’re cute?
Whitney: No, I do, I like all of these guys.
Lauren: Do you want me to leave you alone for awhile?
~Season 1, Episode 8

Lauren: We’re doing a modeling call for a bathing suit shoot.
Heidi: For guys or for girls?
Lauren: For both. I told Jason it was only girls so he doesn’t get mad at me. (Pause) What they’re like young guys.
Heidi: Are they kids?
Lauren: They’re not kids, they’re like guy models.
Heidi: He’s gonna get mad at you.
~Season 1, Episode 8

“I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 9

“Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 9

[KaciBlakely]

The Hills.

Just a few this time.


Lauren: Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?
~Season 3, Episode 5

Whitney: It’s probably just a momentary tiff.
Lauren: Uh! I love that word ‘tiff.’ Did you know that my name was going to Tiffany? Or Crystal.
Whitney: Crystal?
Lauren: Could you see me as a Tiffany or Crystal?
Whitney: Tiff…Chris….Chrissy
Lauren: Crystal.
Whitney: Crystalllllll.
~Season 3, Episode 5

[KaciBlakely]

Some more from the Hills.

“I just could never understand hating soomeone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.” ~Lauren (about the inappropriate tape rumors), Season 3, Episode 1

“I have Lauren’s back regardless.” ~Audrina, Season 3, Episode 1

We’re going to Les Deux. Almost everytime I go there I meet a cute guy ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Girls, girls, this is Jason. And he has an accent. ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Audrina, Audrina, I just found an adorable boy from London with an accent who’s leaving tomorrow. Jackpot. ~Lauren at Les Deux, Season 3, Episode 1

Jason (from London): Is that a sidekick?
Lauren: It’s a blackbery
Jason (from London): All you Americans e-mail?
Lauren: Americans? Am I American?
Jason: I like to hope so.
Lauren: Whitney, Whitney come here. I met a cute guy, come here. Tell me if you think he’s cute ‘cause I’m drunk.
Whitney: Who? Where? – No!
~Season 3, Episode 1

Spencer: I’m dying to see if Lauren, Audrina and Whitney show up to Frankie’s birthday, somebody they’ve known for three months and they didn’t show up to their best friend’s house warming party.
Heidi: I wrote Lauren a letter about not coming to the house warming party.
Spencer: Let me read these.
Heidi: Well, how about you don’t read them, they’re personal.
Spencer: Whoaaaa.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: It sucks that we can’t be at the same place, you know for no reason.
Audrina: I think you and Lauren should talk.
Heidi: I would love to talk to her. I have no idea what’s even going on. I don’t know what to say.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Later…

Audrina: Heidi knows exactly what she did. She acted stupid like ‘What did I do? Why did she get so mad at me?’ We’ve heard all the s*** you guys have been talking about Lauren. You know what you did. Go talk to her.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Lauren: I can’t believe her.
Audrina: What did the letter say?
Lauren: Oh, I want to read that. ‘Lauren, I wish you were there, we need to catch up. I really miss you. I understand you don’t like Spencer, but I didn’t do anything. I have always loved you, call me when you get a chance. P.S. The housewarming party wasn’t the same without you.’ She won’t f****** admit it.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s her problem I guess.
Spencer: Let’s go roll on her.
Heidi: What?
Spencer: Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, what’s your problem?
~Season 3, Episode 1