Breakfast Club Quotes- And question. Can you believe I only just saw this movie for the first time two years ago? I know I am insane for not seeing it earlier, but it's among my collection of classics now that I have watched it.

Andrew: "Why do you have to insult everybody?"
John Bender: "I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference."

Claire Standish: [about her parents] "I don't think either one of them gives a **** about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other."
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] "Ha!"
Claire Standish: [long pause] "Shut up!"

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] "Why'd you do that?"
Claire Standish: "'Cause I knew you wouldn't."
Claire Standish: [pause] "Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"
Bender: "The truth?"
Claire Standish: "Yeah."
Bender: [nods] "No."

Andrew Clark: "What do they do to you?"
Allison Reynolds: "They ignore me."
Andrew Clark: "Yeah... yeah."

Allison Reynolds: "You have problems."
Andrew Clark: "Oh, I have problems?"
Allison Reynolds: "You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem."
Andrew Clark: "Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems."

[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: "Oh, ******."

[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: "You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes."
Allison Reynolds: "Hey, I like all that black ****... Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Allison Reynolds: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."
Andrew Clark: "Wow. Are you psychic?"
Allison Reynolds: "No."
Brian Johnson: "Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"
Allison Reynolds: "I stole your wallet."

John Bender: "So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Claire Standish: "GO TO HELL."
Andrew Clark: "ENOUGH."
Richard Vernon: "Hey. What's going on in there?"
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: "Damn pricks."

Brian Johnson: "I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender: "No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."