I watched Double Jeopardy last night on my instant watch from netflix and love it. It might be my favorite crime movie, but that's because I have good memories of watching it for the first time with my family in a local drive in movie theatre. It was a fun, fun time. I actually saw Armagedon there for the first time too. but these are from Double Jeopardy.

Bobby: I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Libby Parsons: You could've given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Nick Parsons: Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I don't want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer.

Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Margaret Skolowski: So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn Lake: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Handsome Internet Expert: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
Handsome Internet Expert: You were in jail?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, prison. There is a difference.
Handsome Internet Expert: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No.
Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the ****ing trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Evelyn Lake: So, you're the rich-***** who snuffed her husband?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I didn't...
Evelyn Lake: It's okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.

Nick Parsons: Now is not a good time.
Travis Lehman: Well, I've got good news. It won't be long.

Libby Parsons: Excuse me?
Neighbor in Garden: Dear, whatever your selling, I've already got two of them.


I really love this movie and hope other people have seen it as well.