Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

"Balloons! Do these blow up into funny shapes?"
"No ... unless round is funny."

-- Raising Arizona

This makes me laugh, hahahaha.

I don't know why but it does.

[KaciBlakely]

I watched Double Jeopardy last night on my instant watch from netflix and love it. It might be my favorite crime movie, but that's because I have good memories of watching it for the first time with my family in a local drive in movie theatre. It was a fun, fun time. I actually saw Armagedon there for the first time too. but these are from Double Jeopardy.

Bobby: I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Libby Parsons: You could've given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Nick Parsons: Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I don't want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer.

Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Margaret Skolowski: So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn Lake: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Handsome Internet Expert: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
Handsome Internet Expert: You were in jail?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, prison. There is a difference.
Handsome Internet Expert: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No.
Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the ****ing trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Evelyn Lake: So, you're the rich-***** who snuffed her husband?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I didn't...
Evelyn Lake: It's okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.

Nick Parsons: Now is not a good time.
Travis Lehman: Well, I've got good news. It won't be long.

Libby Parsons: Excuse me?
Neighbor in Garden: Dear, whatever your selling, I've already got two of them.


I really love this movie and hope other people have seen it as well.

[KaciBlakely]

Breakfast Club Quotes- And question. Can you believe I only just saw this movie for the first time two years ago? I know I am insane for not seeing it earlier, but it's among my collection of classics now that I have watched it.

Andrew: "Why do you have to insult everybody?"
John Bender: "I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference."

Claire Standish: [about her parents] "I don't think either one of them gives a **** about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other."
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] "Ha!"
Claire Standish: [long pause] "Shut up!"

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] "Why'd you do that?"
Claire Standish: "'Cause I knew you wouldn't."
Claire Standish: [pause] "Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"
Bender: "The truth?"
Claire Standish: "Yeah."
Bender: [nods] "No."

Andrew Clark: "What do they do to you?"
Allison Reynolds: "They ignore me."
Andrew Clark: "Yeah... yeah."

Allison Reynolds: "You have problems."
Andrew Clark: "Oh, I have problems?"
Allison Reynolds: "You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem."
Andrew Clark: "Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems."

[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: "Oh, ******."

[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: "You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes."
Allison Reynolds: "Hey, I like all that black ****... Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Allison Reynolds: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."
Andrew Clark: "Wow. Are you psychic?"
Allison Reynolds: "No."
Brian Johnson: "Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"
Allison Reynolds: "I stole your wallet."

John Bender: "So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Claire Standish: "GO TO HELL."
Andrew Clark: "ENOUGH."
Richard Vernon: "Hey. What's going on in there?"
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: "Damn pricks."

Brian Johnson: "I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender: "No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

[KaciBlakely]

This might be the seen that makes me respect Ashton Kutcher as an actor the most.

The movie is The Guardian about the US Coast Guard. I think everyone should watch it please.

Ben Randall: [refering the the accident that killed Jake's friends] I've read the report Jake. Your blood alcohol level was zip that night. I'm guessing there was a flip for designated driver, you lost.
Jake Fischer: I guess that just makes it all go away, huh?
Ben Randall: No, it doesn't make it all right, it just makes it an accident. At least that's how it reads. You were 16 years old Jake. I'm not your priest, but if I was I think maybe you deserve a pass.
Jake Fischer: You're giving me a pass. You think you know everything, with your psychobabble bull****. Why am I here? Why are you here, huh? Your too old to be doing this, you washed up here. You don't want to be teaching a bunch of kids in a pool, am I right? I don't give an eff what you read or who you talked to. You don't know about me.
[now yelling]
Jake Fischer: I have me under control.
Ben Randall: I can see that. The only difference between you and me is that I don't wear the ones I lost on my arm. I know where your at Jake. I'm there myself. I ask myself everyday why I was the one who survived.
Jake Fischer: And?
Ben Randall: And if I can't answer that for me, I'm certainly not going to try to answer that for you. Have a seat. I want you to start being a member of this team. The team you have now. You have a gift Jake. You're the best swimmer to come through this program, hands down, by far, and you've got a whole record board to prove it. But you know what I see when I look at it? I see someone fast enough who's going to get there first. I see someone strong enough who's going to last. I see someone who can save a life maybe no one else could. You really want to honor then initials on your arm? Then honor your gift. Save the ones you can Jake. The rest, you've got to let go.

It is a great great scene.

[KaciBlakely]

Ben Randall: There will come a time when you might have to decide who lives and dies out there. It's a terrible responsibility but it's one you will have to make as a rescue swimmer. The bigger reality is, its also something you are going to have to live with as a human being. There will come a time when you will have to say no. The most important person to keep alive is yourself. You'll be facing crews from 5 to 20 all saying 'save me, save me.' They're looking for a miracle. How old are you Hodge?
Billy Hodge: 24.
Ben Randall: At 24 years old you have to become that miracle. You have to find a way to be that miracle.

Ben Randall: I've been trying to peel the layers back for a while now and I, I just don't get it. I mean this kind of work seems a little remedial for someone like yourself. A big swim champ offered to every Ivy League, you give it up to be here with us. Why?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to save lives Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: I spoke to your coach Jake.
Jake Fischer: You spoke to my coach?
Ben Randall: Yeah I spoke with your coach. Something in your file just kept hanging me up. You will the state championship your freshman and sophomore years then you don't swim the next two. I'm just a public school guy, so uh pardon me, but it didn't add up until now.
[shows a newspaper with a headline of "swim team killed in fiery crash - one survivor"]
Ben Randall: Kick Holloway, 100 medley winner, thrown through the passenger window. Abe Ikeman, first team All-American, lungs crushed. Carl Sandables, 50 meter freestyle champ, made it all the way to the hospital, died of internal bleeding.
Jake Fischer: I guess you just know everything then.
Ben Randall: I know what it's like to lose a team.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, what about living in a small town where everyone thinks you killed their brother, or their son, or their best friend? You know about that?
Ben Randall: The kind of small town where everyone waves at each other, just not to you.

Jake Fischer: Hey, there was a question I wanted to ask you back as school, but I didn't. When you can't save 'em all, how do you choose who lives?
Ben Randall: It's probably different for everybody Jake. Its kind of simple for me though. I just, I take the first one I come to or the weakest one in the group and then I swim as fast and as hard as I can for as long as I can. And the sea takes the rest.
Jake Fischer: Do you think I'm ready?
Ben Randall: I'm not your teacher anymore Jake. I'm just your fellow swimmer.
Jake Fischer: That's not exactly the answer I was looking for there.
Ben Randall: If I did not think you were ready, I would not put you in the Bering Sea

Ben Randall: I can't sleep.
Maggie McGlone: Of course you can't. Your wife left you, your best friend died; you sound like a damn country song. If you had a dog, he'd be run over by now.

Ben Randall: Ya know, there never was anyone else Mag's.
Maggie McGlone: Like hell, Ben, you're a bigamist. You've been married to the coast guard all along. Now gimme that shoulder. Prolly swum it out of socket tryin to prove you was still nineteen.
Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
Maggie McGlone: Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.

Jake Fischer: So do you have a name?
Emily Thomas: Yes, "Don't forget my money"...
Jake Fischer: OK... Do you have middle name?

Ben Randall: [as Jake is supposed to be performing CPR on a dummy] Why aren't you breathing, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I wasn't aware it was possible for someone to still be alive and hold their breath for fifteen minutes, Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: Are you a coroner? I didn't think so. It isn't our job to decide if they're dead. Keep breathing.

Jake Fischer: What's your real number?
Ben Randall: 22.
Jake Fischer: 22? That's not bad. It's not 200 but...
Ben Randall: 22 is the number of people I lost, Jake. The only number I kept track of.

Jake Fischer: You gotta make a move!
Billy Hodge: I can't. I get nervous.
Jake Fischer: You're tellin' me you can jump outta helicopters but you're afraid to go talk to a girl?
Billy Hodge: Uh... pretty much, yea.

Jake Fischer: Hey, I wanted to apologize for what I said earlier about you being old and washed up.
[Ben nods]
Jake Fischer: ...Is there anything you'd like to say to me?
Ben Randall: Like what?
Jake Fischer: I don't know, I apologized to you, I just thought that, you know, there might be something you've said or done that you'd like to apologize to me for...
Ben Randall: Why?
Jake Fischer: Cause...that's how's it's done, I...you suck at apologizes.

Ben Randall: [reading off his class roster] Fischer. Why are you here, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief. I'm a rescue swimmer at heart, born, bred, and water-fed. Hoorah!
Ben Randall: [dryly] Wow. I bet you practiced that all morning.

Ben Randall: [to his class] Can someone tell me what's the Coast Guard's motto?
Jake Fischer: So others may live, Senior Chief!
Ben Randall: Ooohhh, I feel safer already.

[KaciBlakely]

Capt. Frank Larson: Out of the 39 000 men and women that make up the United States Coast Guard there are only 280 rescue swimmers. This is because we are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys his good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, We. Go. Out.
Ben Randall: [Later in private, quoting him:] "When God rips houses off the ground?"
Capt. Frank Larson: I was rollin'.

Pilot Mitchell: We're low on fuel. The rulebook says we cut our losses. What do you think, Ben?
Ben Randall: When we go home, they die.

[Ben has just rescued Jake and they are being hoisted up to the helicopter]
Jake Fischer: I thought you were going fishing!
Ben Randall: What do you call this?
[the cable starts to fray and Ben makes a snap decision - to unhook himself and fall so Jake will get up safely]
Jake Fischer: What are you doing? Don't even think about it!
Ben Randall: It’s not gonna hold us both.

Emily Thomas: Hey, Mags, can I have a beer?
Jake Fischer: Well, well. So you are gonna have a drink with me.
Emily Thomas: No, I'm having a drink near you. Entirely different thing.
Jake Fischer: You're a real little lightening-rod, aren't you? What's your name?
Emily Thomas: Daisy Buchanan.
Jake Fischer: You're lying, Daisy Buchanan.
Emily Thomas: There is that possibility.
Jake Fischer: No, that was a sure-fire lie.
Emily Thomas: So I take it you've read 'The Great Gatsby'. Where's my money?
Jake Fischer: It's not on me, but it is close, if a very safe place. Now, I've drawn a map with a complex set of clues. Each one is more fiendishly clever then the last -
[Emily reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money]
Jake Fischer: ...That works too.
Emily Thomas: [grabs the map] This is just a picture of your pants.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, but it's a *bad* picture, which is what makes it so fiendishly clever.

Emily Thomas: What do you have, an art gallery over here? What is this "2"?
[looking number two tattooed on Jake's shoulder]
Jake Fischer: It's so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in.
(In reality it his team members number)

Emily Thomas: How does Jake Fischer become a guy who wants to jump out of helicopters?
Jake Fischer: I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge.
Emily Thomas: You're lying.
Jake Fischer: There is that possibility.
Emily Thomas: The truth?
Jake Fischer: My bull riding career was going down the drain.

Jake Fischer: You do *not* want to hear about my day.
Emily Thomas: Yeah, I do.
Jake Fischer: Man, this guy Randall, you know, it doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.
Jake Fischer: No, it's personal with me. He's knows that I'm better then he was. I mean, today I broke every one of his records. I owned them all.
Maggie McGlone: Not all of them. There's one record you won't break.
[takes a picture off the wall]
Maggie McGlone: This is 'The Aegis'. Medical ship. Caught on fire. It was a nightmare; people burning in their beds. And Ben Randall got every one of those people out of there, except for this one guy. And right when the ship started to go down, he reaches down and grabs this guy. He's hanging from the cable with this man's life in his hands, and the winch jams. It's twenty minutes to the base. The man's screaming, but Ben looks him dead in the eye, and do you know what he said? He said "I won't let go."
Emily Thomas: What happened?
Maggie McGlone: Dislocated his shoulder, tore every tendon in his hand, but he didn't let go. Twenty minutes, just fingertips. You break that record, and you give me a call.
Jake Fischer: ...My day was alright.

Jake Fischer: [voice-over] The Coast Guard conducted the largest search and rescue missions for a single man in its history, but the body of Senior Chief Ben Randall was never found. What makes a legend? Is it what someone did while they were alive? Or how they're remembered after they're gone? Some people actually believe Senior Chief made the swim to the Aleutian Islands, that he's standing on a distant beach somewhere with a fishing pole in his hand. But I found my answer a couple of weeks later.
[Jake pulls a victim into the helicopter]
Drowning Victim: Where is he?
Jake Fischer: Huh? There's nobody else out there, man.
Drowning Victim: No, he was there! He was with me the whole time! He said he would hold on till help arrived. He never let go!
Jake Fischer: [voice-over] There is a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea. He is a fisher of men, a last hope for all those who've been left behind. He is know as the Guardian.



Gosh this is just such a good movie. If I could've found the transcript I would have just posted the link and let you guys all read it. It's really great. SO I hope you enjoy this and Ashton Kutcher's acting. Kevin Costner too.

It's great.

[KaciBlakely]

Please do not, do not make fun of me.

Not my fault the show is addicting.


“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

“We can get a fire pole!” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?
Whitney: No!
Lauren: And there were only 300 of those.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s bad I’m already planning on ditching all of my classes.
Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.
Heidi: Why?
Lauren: Why? Seriously?
~Season 1, Episode 2

Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a class.
Heidi: Whatever.
Lauren: What other class do you have?
Heidi: Art. I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was like screw this, I’m not going.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just like not go to your classes.
Heidi: Well, I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.
Lauren: But they want you to go.
Heidi: Art is really lame, ya know.
Lauren: Yea, but Heidi I’d give it more than a day.
Heidi: I will. I’ll give it more than a day.
Lauren: Heidi. Ready to go. I have to go to work.
Heidi: I’m ready for a nap.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Jordan: I’m still tired from last night.
Heidi: I would be if I were you too.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.
Lauren: A real lunch break. (Dripping in sarcasm).
~Season 1, Episode 2

(singing) “Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 2

“You know you are going to have to work, though.” ~Lauren to Heidi, Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How was your first day? (of work)
Heidi: Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.
Lauren: You’ve got to give it more than one day.
~Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?
~Season 1, Episode 4

“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 4

“Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.” ~Whitney, Season 1, Episode 5

“Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule’.” ~Elodie, Heidi’s Co-Worker, Season 1, Episode 6

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.
Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.
~Season 1, Episode 7

“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“I have twenty minutes until New Year’s. And I will celebrate it.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“And now my only problem, was figuring out what to wear.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 8

Whitney: Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.
Heidi: I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.
Lauren: She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.
Heidi: I did.
~Season 1, Episode 8

*While looking at male models….
Lauren: You don’t think they’re cute?
Whitney: No, I do, I like all of these guys.
Lauren: Do you want me to leave you alone for awhile?
~Season 1, Episode 8

Lauren: We’re doing a modeling call for a bathing suit shoot.
Heidi: For guys or for girls?
Lauren: For both. I told Jason it was only girls so he doesn’t get mad at me. (Pause) What they’re like young guys.
Heidi: Are they kids?
Lauren: They’re not kids, they’re like guy models.
Heidi: He’s gonna get mad at you.
~Season 1, Episode 8

“I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 9

“Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 9

[KaciBlakely]

The Hills.

Just a few this time.


Lauren: Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?
~Season 3, Episode 5

Whitney: It’s probably just a momentary tiff.
Lauren: Uh! I love that word ‘tiff.’ Did you know that my name was going to Tiffany? Or Crystal.
Whitney: Crystal?
Lauren: Could you see me as a Tiffany or Crystal?
Whitney: Tiff…Chris….Chrissy
Lauren: Crystal.
Whitney: Crystalllllll.
~Season 3, Episode 5