Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

I'm going through my file of saved movie quotes to share them with you. I think what persons favorite song is, and movies are tell alot about them personally.

So I'm making three movie posts in this one as to not try to get too many post on this thread.

Notting Hill quotes.

William: It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

Anna Scott: You know what they say about men with big feet.
William: No, I don't, actually. What's that?
Anna Scott: Big feet... large shoes.

Anna Scott: Can I stay for a while?
William: You can stay forever.

Anna Scott: After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

P.R. Chief: Dominic... if you'd like to ask your question again?
Journalist: Yes. Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
Anna Scott: [pause] Indefinitely.

Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.

William: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.

Spike: I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

Bernie: I'm sorry I am so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain.
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Pretty Woman

Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?
Kit: Ma?

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Kit: Hey yo, baby!
Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.
Kit: Dream on!

Edward Lewis: A buffet of safety?
Vivian: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up]
Vivian: All right, let's get one of these on ya.

Edward Lewis: What's your name?
Vivian: What do you want it to be?
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Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: ...But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] ... You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Where are you boys from in the world?
Forrest Gump, Bubba: Alabama, sir!
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: You twins?
Forrest Gump: No, we are not relations, sir.

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan. Ice cream!

[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

[thenutzaa1]

ince i am itilain it is my duty to put up a godfather quote......

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
'The Godfather'

[thenutzaa1]

ince i am itilain it is my duty to put up a godfather quote......

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
'The Godfather'

and to add this one for the women on NDN in translation to poker...

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'

[KaciBlakely]

and to add this one for the women on NDN in translation to poker...

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'

I love this movie so much. I kinda like the godfather part 2 better but that's just me.

What are your other favorite movies ever? Let me know please. I do not want to be the only one on this thread to ever, ever post on this thread. People please get involved.

[KaciBlakely]

"Balloons! Do these blow up into funny shapes?"
"No ... unless round is funny."

-- Raising Arizona

This makes me laugh, hahahaha.

I don't know why but it does.

[KaciBlakely]

I watched Double Jeopardy last night on my instant watch from netflix and love it. It might be my favorite crime movie, but that's because I have good memories of watching it for the first time with my family in a local drive in movie theatre. It was a fun, fun time. I actually saw Armagedon there for the first time too. but these are from Double Jeopardy.

Bobby: I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Libby Parsons: You could've given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Nick Parsons: Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I don't want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer.

Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Margaret Skolowski: So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn Lake: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Handsome Internet Expert: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
Handsome Internet Expert: You were in jail?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, prison. There is a difference.
Handsome Internet Expert: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No.
Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the ****ing trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Evelyn Lake: So, you're the rich-***** who snuffed her husband?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I didn't...
Evelyn Lake: It's okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.

Nick Parsons: Now is not a good time.
Travis Lehman: Well, I've got good news. It won't be long.

Libby Parsons: Excuse me?
Neighbor in Garden: Dear, whatever your selling, I've already got two of them.


I really love this movie and hope other people have seen it as well.

[KaciBlakely]

Breakfast Club Quotes- And question. Can you believe I only just saw this movie for the first time two years ago? I know I am insane for not seeing it earlier, but it's among my collection of classics now that I have watched it.

Andrew: "Why do you have to insult everybody?"
John Bender: "I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference."

Claire Standish: [about her parents] "I don't think either one of them gives a **** about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other."
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] "Ha!"
Claire Standish: [long pause] "Shut up!"

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] "Why'd you do that?"
Claire Standish: "'Cause I knew you wouldn't."
Claire Standish: [pause] "Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"
Bender: "The truth?"
Claire Standish: "Yeah."
Bender: [nods] "No."

Andrew Clark: "What do they do to you?"
Allison Reynolds: "They ignore me."
Andrew Clark: "Yeah... yeah."

Allison Reynolds: "You have problems."
Andrew Clark: "Oh, I have problems?"
Allison Reynolds: "You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem."
Andrew Clark: "Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems."

[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: "Oh, ******."

[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: "You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes."
Allison Reynolds: "Hey, I like all that black ****... Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Allison Reynolds: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."
Andrew Clark: "Wow. Are you psychic?"
Allison Reynolds: "No."
Brian Johnson: "Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"
Allison Reynolds: "I stole your wallet."

John Bender: "So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Claire Standish: "GO TO HELL."
Andrew Clark: "ENOUGH."
Richard Vernon: "Hey. What's going on in there?"
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: "Damn pricks."

Brian Johnson: "I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender: "No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

[cardshark805]

I always liked the line Sylvester Stalone used in Rocky 5 right after Tommy punches Paulie in the bar.

Rocky: You knocked him down, why don't you try knocking me down now!
(with his Italian accent)

[vickid]

i love tons of movie lines lolol here are a few

300- tonight we dine in hell

300 this is sparta and he kicks them in the hole very awesome i think

scar face obviously - say hello to my little friend

american pie - one time at band camp lolol its on tv right now

and the obvious

thats what she said

[vickid]

ohh yea the great song in the begining

of jay and silent bob strike back


and i am the clit comander lololololol omg sooo golden hahahah

[KaciBlakely]

i love tons of movie lines lolol here are a few

300- tonight we dine in hell

300 this is sparta and he kicks them in the hole very awesome i think

scar face obviously - say hello to my little friend

american pie - one time at band camp lolol its on tv right now

and the obvious

thats what she said

That's what she said is a tv line from the office. But I forgive you.

American Pie series has some great lines in it.

I posted a few and I think they are on the second page if you want to go take a look.

I just watched a movie and it was so heartbreaking I'll have to rewind it and get the line.

I cried, in it. lol. I'm such a softy I guess.