I just got my tshirt shipped. It's the fight club one, so in honor of that, these are great Fight Club quotes.

Tyler Durden: "I want you to do me a favor."
Narrator: "Yeah, sure..."
Tyler Durden: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Narrator: "What?... in the face?"
Tyler Durden: "Surprise me."
Narrator: "This is so ****ing stupid."

Tyler Durden: "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
Narrator: "No. I did not know that. Is that true?"
Tyler Durden: "That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items..."
Narrator: "Really?"
Tyler Durden: "If one were so inclined."

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Richard Chesler: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

Tyler Durden: "The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

[after meeting and having sex with Marla]
Tyler Durden: "Man, you've got some ****ed up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though..."