Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[BnLM5]

One of my all time favorites is Clint Eastwood, "Are you talking to me?"

[eejit101]

A few good men - "you cant handle the truth"

old school - EVERYTHING!

Sex Drive -

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: **** off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!


Ezekiel: No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO, 454 Ram-Air Intake, 4.11 Rear-Posi... Somethin' like that?
Ezekiel: Yeah... That must have fallen Right out of the Sky. Well, Have fun with your Future Car, Spaceman!

[KaciBlakely]

A few good men - "you cant handle the truth"

old school - EVERYTHING!

Sex Drive -

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: **** off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!


Ezekiel: No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO, 454 Ram-Air Intake, 4.11 Rear-Posi... Somethin' like that?
Ezekiel: Yeah... That must have fallen Right out of the Sky. Well, Have fun with your Future Car, Spaceman!

I have never seen this movie Sex Drive. Seems like a movie I will need to netflix. Note to self not with any minors like my younger sister though. LOL.

[thenutzaa1]

kaci dont forget old school HAHAHAHA

[eejit101]

Kaci, trust me.


Get old school and sex drive and eurotrip.

All comedy brilliance

[kingsnthahole]

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

[KaciBlakely]

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

These are hilarious from American Pie 2 also. Love it, lol.


Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my *****.
Jim's Dad: [to Natalie's Dad] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but hopefully my son did.

[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]
Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my *** and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, i was trying to use lubricant.
Jim's Dad: Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady: **looking at ***** Palace** Son, couldn;t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad: Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is no a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do.

Male EMT: excuse me sir, are you a family member? **asking about jim when he glues himself**
Stifler: **** no! This is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: Ok sir, you're just going to have to wait here.

I love this movie. So many good lines even though they are not appropriate for youngins. Makes it all the better, lol.

[KaciBlakely]

I just got my tshirt shipped. It's the fight club one, so in honor of that, these are great Fight Club quotes.

Tyler Durden: "I want you to do me a favor."
Narrator: "Yeah, sure..."
Tyler Durden: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Narrator: "What?... in the face?"
Tyler Durden: "Surprise me."
Narrator: "This is so ****ing stupid."

Tyler Durden: "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
Narrator: "No. I did not know that. Is that true?"
Tyler Durden: "That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items..."
Narrator: "Really?"
Tyler Durden: "If one were so inclined."

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Richard Chesler: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

Tyler Durden: "The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

[after meeting and having sex with Marla]
Tyler Durden: "Man, you've got some ****ed up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though..."

[KaciBlakely]

It's interesting the lines an Oscar nominated movie has in it. These are from Titanic.

Rose: I don't see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.
Cal Hockley: You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious.

Old Rose: Fifteen-hundred people went into the sea, when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six... out of fifteen-hundred. Afterward, the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.

Fabrizio: I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course.

Bert Cartmell: It's a big boat, huh?
Cora Cartmell: Daddy, it's a ship!
Bert Cartmell: You're right.

Molly Brown: You shine up like a new penny.

Rose: Teach me to ride like a man.
Jack: And chew tobacco like a man.
Rose: And spit like a man!
Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?

Jack: That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.

Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars.

Brock Lovett: Three years, I've thought of nothing except Titanic; but I never got it... I never let it in.