Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

"Joey: People change, Dawson.
Dawson: They don't have to.
Joey: Yes, they do. People die, and they move away... and they grow up. Everthing changes eventually."


"You wanna know what the truth is? I still love you and I probably will love you for a very long time. But I can't just be your buddy, because as much as i enjoy the concept of being "just friends" in reality it's a bizarre form of torture and i'm just not willing to participate in it. so right now what i wanna do is just move on and get over you and the only way for me to do that is to not be around you anymore."


"Brooks: And remember, you're still young enough to fall in and out of love a few more times before you get it right.
Dawson: That doesn't sound very fun.
Brooks: It isn't...And it is... And it isn't. But it's worth it. Every single time."


"You're off the hook. I've never really put much faith in all that "if you love someone, set them free" crap, as evidenced by everything I've done in my life up to this very moment, but I am determined to be happy, Joey. Happy in this life. And I love you. I mean, I always-- I have always, always loved you. But our timing has just never been right. And the way I figure it, time is no man's friend. So I have to get right with that and be happy, now. Because this is it. I mean, this is all that we get. If there's one thing I've learned from losing Jen, that's what I've learned. I also want for you to be happy. It's really important for me that you be happy. So I want you to be with someone, whether it be Dawson or New York guy or some man that you haven't even met yet. But I want you to be with someone who can be a part of the life that you want for yourself. I want you to be with someone who makes you feel like I feel when I'm with you. So, I guess the point to this long run-on sentence that's been the last 10 years of our lives is just that the simple act of being in love with you is enough for me. So you're off the hook."


"Joey: Dawson, I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 15 years old, and I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what? Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault! And maybe just because I want more from my life than--
Dawson: more than what? More than us? You don't know, do you? You've never known. The entire time I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape. From me, from Capeside. I mean, you say that I'm the dreamer. I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world. Well, I'm doing it, Joey. Right now. I'm living in the real world. It's you who wants the fantasy"


Dawson: Joey, if things are complicated between us, it's because you made them that way, all right? You. And you think that... Whatever was wrong when you were with me is gonna magically get better when you're with him?
Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I don't know, ok? I just know that I-- I need him.
Dawson: You need him like you need me? it's a simple question. Do you need him like you need me?
Joey: No. Look, you can't do that. You can’t. Those 2 things have nothing to do with each other, and you know that. The way that I feel about him is completely separate from the way that I feel about you and our friendship.
Dawson: we don't have a friendship right now. As of right now, we do not have a friendship.
Joey: That is not fair!
Dawson: You can't have both of us! You can't have him as your boyfriend and me as your consolation prize. You're gonna have to make a choice, and I'll tell you right now, if you choose him, I'm not gonna be around to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart. This ruins everything. There's no goin' back"


It's sad. I always wanted it to be Dawson and Joey in the end.

[KaciBlakely]

These are from Greys Anatomy. I forgot there were so many good lines to think about.

"OK, Here it is. Your choice, it's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great.
But Derek.. I love you.
In a really really big pretend to like your taste in music
let you eat the last piece of cheesecake
hold a radio over my head outside your window
unfortunate way that makes me hate you
love you.
So pick me. Choose me. Love me."

"Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't outrun it and life always makes more."

"I feel like one of those people who is so miserable that they can't be around normal people, like I'll infect the happy people"

"A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying."

"Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop"

"Maybe were not supose to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful is recognizing what you have for what it is, appreciating small victories admiring the strugle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familar things we know and maybe we're thankful for the things we will never know. At the end of the day the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate."

"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop? "

Such great television.

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.

Meredith: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know.
Meredith: It's not good enough.

[BnLM5]

One of my all time favorites is Clint Eastwood, "Are you talking to me?"

[eejit101]

A few good men - "you cant handle the truth"

old school - EVERYTHING!

Sex Drive -

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: **** off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!


Ezekiel: No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO, 454 Ram-Air Intake, 4.11 Rear-Posi... Somethin' like that?
Ezekiel: Yeah... That must have fallen Right out of the Sky. Well, Have fun with your Future Car, Spaceman!

[KaciBlakely]

A few good men - "you cant handle the truth"

old school - EVERYTHING!

Sex Drive -

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: **** off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!


Ezekiel: No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO, 454 Ram-Air Intake, 4.11 Rear-Posi... Somethin' like that?
Ezekiel: Yeah... That must have fallen Right out of the Sky. Well, Have fun with your Future Car, Spaceman!

I have never seen this movie Sex Drive. Seems like a movie I will need to netflix. Note to self not with any minors like my younger sister though. LOL.

[thenutzaa1]

kaci dont forget old school HAHAHAHA

[eejit101]

Kaci, trust me.


Get old school and sex drive and eurotrip.

All comedy brilliance

[kingsnthahole]

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

[KaciBlakely]

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

These are hilarious from American Pie 2 also. Love it, lol.


Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my *****.
Jim's Dad: [to Natalie's Dad] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but hopefully my son did.

[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]
Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my *** and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, i was trying to use lubricant.
Jim's Dad: Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady: **looking at ***** Palace** Son, couldn;t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad: Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is no a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do.

Male EMT: excuse me sir, are you a family member? **asking about jim when he glues himself**
Stifler: **** no! This is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: Ok sir, you're just going to have to wait here.

I love this movie. So many good lines even though they are not appropriate for youngins. Makes it all the better, lol.