Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

Casablanca , “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”, Rick Blaine

Casablanca , “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine”, Rick Blaine

All About Eve, “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride”, Margo Channing

A Streetcar Named Desire, “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers”, Blanche DuBois

Psycho, “We all go a little mad sometimes”, Norman Bates

The Godfather, “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”, Michael Corleone

The Godfather: Part 2, “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”, Michael Corleone

Taxi Driver, “You talkin’ to me”, Travis Bickle

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, “E.T. phone home”, E.T.

Scarface, “Say hello to my little friend”, Tony Montana

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ***. It just doesn’t work”, Ferris Bueller

Top Gun, “I feel the need - the need for speed”, Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell

Die Hard, “Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Mother cabbage maker”, John McClane

[taylovesthebeatles]

I will have to post some of my favorite lines at some point. Kaci, I'm glad to see you enjoy a lot of the classics! So do I. The only one I have to argue with you about is The Godfather. Man I hated that movie. It was way too long and overrated in my book. Oh well.

And I haven't seen Old School yet either, so drink another beer for me!

[KaciBlakely]

I will have to post some of my favorite lines at some point. Kaci, I'm glad to see you enjoy a lot of the classics! So do I. The only one I have to argue with you about is The Godfather. Man I hated that movie. It was way too long and overrated in my book. Oh well.

And I haven't seen Old School yet either, so drink another beer for me!

I can't wait until you join in Tay.

Cmon in the waters fine.

Whats that from? lol

[KaciBlakely]

This one is my favorite TV Quote Ever Maybe.

It's from VERONICA MARS and here it is.


"Logan: You know, I'm surprised, Veronica. And as a keen observer of the human condition, I thought you saw through people better than that. Bimbos? That's not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know. Tortured. Ever since I had my heart broke.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I'm not talking about Hannah. I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over.
Veronica: Logan...
Logan: I'm sorry. About last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy."

[KaciBlakely]

These are my favorite from Boy Meets World.

Where is everyone? I know I'm not the only one who watches so start listing please people.

Here they are.


"Topanga: Cory, I can't see you anymore.
Cory: What?
Topanga: Do you have any idea how many guys hit on me?
Cory: What are you talking about?
Topanga: I never needed to test my feelings for you. I moved away from my parent's in Pittsburg to be close to you. Ever since we were little kids, I felt like I belonged with you. I would have given you everything, Cory.
Cory: Topanga, I'm... I'm so sorry.
Topanga: I forgive you. I forgive you for lying at the lodge, I forgive you for kissing her and I forgive you for the letter, which I read, and I know how intimately she felt about you. But that you needed to see her, to test how you felt about me, I don't forgive you for that Cory, I don't.
Cory: No, No, No! You told me to see her, Topanga You told me to see how I felt!
Topanga: And you listened."

"Topanga: I will never forget you. You were more of a father to me than my own dad.
Sean: You never gave up on me. Never once. I’m not gonna forget you. You’re the best person I know.
Eric: I don’t know what’s gonna happen to me. But I do know that I’m gonna be a good person who cares about people. I blame you for that.
Cory: Well, I got Topanga to go to New York.
Feeny: Good for you.
Cory: She’s not even scared anymore.
Feeny: Nor should she be.
Cory: I am.
Feeny: Well, you have a right to be.
Cory: You coming with us? You gonna follow us? You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something?
Feeny: No, Mr. Matthews. I shall remain here.
Cory: No. You’ll always be with us … as long as we live.
Feeny: I love you all … class dismissed."


"Shawn: Don't blow me off, God. I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk, and you can listen. God, I don't wanna be empty inside any more."

"I can't say certain things, so I write them down, that's how I get them out. Now I do that for myself and not for anyone else."

"Topanga: We're supposed to see other people.
Cory: I'm supposed to see other people, you're supposed to wait until I die."

In my opinion those are some good ones from Boy Meets World really.

What do you guys think?

[KaciBlakely]

"Joey: People change, Dawson.
Dawson: They don't have to.
Joey: Yes, they do. People die, and they move away... and they grow up. Everthing changes eventually."


"You wanna know what the truth is? I still love you and I probably will love you for a very long time. But I can't just be your buddy, because as much as i enjoy the concept of being "just friends" in reality it's a bizarre form of torture and i'm just not willing to participate in it. so right now what i wanna do is just move on and get over you and the only way for me to do that is to not be around you anymore."


"Brooks: And remember, you're still young enough to fall in and out of love a few more times before you get it right.
Dawson: That doesn't sound very fun.
Brooks: It isn't...And it is... And it isn't. But it's worth it. Every single time."


"You're off the hook. I've never really put much faith in all that "if you love someone, set them free" crap, as evidenced by everything I've done in my life up to this very moment, but I am determined to be happy, Joey. Happy in this life. And I love you. I mean, I always-- I have always, always loved you. But our timing has just never been right. And the way I figure it, time is no man's friend. So I have to get right with that and be happy, now. Because this is it. I mean, this is all that we get. If there's one thing I've learned from losing Jen, that's what I've learned. I also want for you to be happy. It's really important for me that you be happy. So I want you to be with someone, whether it be Dawson or New York guy or some man that you haven't even met yet. But I want you to be with someone who can be a part of the life that you want for yourself. I want you to be with someone who makes you feel like I feel when I'm with you. So, I guess the point to this long run-on sentence that's been the last 10 years of our lives is just that the simple act of being in love with you is enough for me. So you're off the hook."


"Joey: Dawson, I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 15 years old, and I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what? Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault! And maybe just because I want more from my life than--
Dawson: more than what? More than us? You don't know, do you? You've never known. The entire time I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape. From me, from Capeside. I mean, you say that I'm the dreamer. I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world. Well, I'm doing it, Joey. Right now. I'm living in the real world. It's you who wants the fantasy"


Dawson: Joey, if things are complicated between us, it's because you made them that way, all right? You. And you think that... Whatever was wrong when you were with me is gonna magically get better when you're with him?
Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I don't know, ok? I just know that I-- I need him.
Dawson: You need him like you need me? it's a simple question. Do you need him like you need me?
Joey: No. Look, you can't do that. You can’t. Those 2 things have nothing to do with each other, and you know that. The way that I feel about him is completely separate from the way that I feel about you and our friendship.
Dawson: we don't have a friendship right now. As of right now, we do not have a friendship.
Joey: That is not fair!
Dawson: You can't have both of us! You can't have him as your boyfriend and me as your consolation prize. You're gonna have to make a choice, and I'll tell you right now, if you choose him, I'm not gonna be around to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart. This ruins everything. There's no goin' back"


It's sad. I always wanted it to be Dawson and Joey in the end.

[KaciBlakely]

These are from Greys Anatomy. I forgot there were so many good lines to think about.

"OK, Here it is. Your choice, it's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great.
But Derek.. I love you.
In a really really big pretend to like your taste in music
let you eat the last piece of cheesecake
hold a radio over my head outside your window
unfortunate way that makes me hate you
love you.
So pick me. Choose me. Love me."

"Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't outrun it and life always makes more."

"I feel like one of those people who is so miserable that they can't be around normal people, like I'll infect the happy people"

"A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying."

"Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop"

"Maybe were not supose to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful is recognizing what you have for what it is, appreciating small victories admiring the strugle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familar things we know and maybe we're thankful for the things we will never know. At the end of the day the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate."

"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop? "

Such great television.

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.

Meredith: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know.
Meredith: It's not good enough.

[BnLM5]

One of my all time favorites is Clint Eastwood, "Are you talking to me?"

[knowledge]

"Funny, he doesn't look Druish" SPACEBALLS

[KaciBlakely]

"funny, he doesn't look druish" spaceballs

spaceballs! Is a great movie! Love it!

[KaciBlakely]

Okay so One Tree Hill is my most favorite Television Show ever. It beats Beverly Hills, 90210 for me and that is a big accomplishment let me tell you.

Here are some of my favorites. It's probably because I was in high school my junior year when it started but never mind that. Here's the quotes from my fav tv show.


Lucas: What makes it less of a game if people don't see it?
Keith: I'll tell you why. When I was a kid, my father took me to Raleigh to see David Thompson play. I was 9 years old. I couldn't have cared less about basketball. But when Thompson stepped on the court, he was so young, so quick, and just so graceful that I was mesmerized. I couldn't take my eyes off him until late in the game, and I look up at my dad, and he's got tears in his eyes. 14,000 strangers and my father's crying because he's so beautiful. He played with such poetry that he made us feel like we were a part of it. You have a gift, Luke, and it's a crime not to let people see it, to hide it in the park. It's a damn shame. That's why.


Lucas: Anyway... Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan’s dad was my dad, too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't. But I'd get home, and I hear her crying in her room. I knew it was true. So I never went back. I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But, it was mostly because I didn't want her to have to.
Peyton: So why'd you tell me that? I mean, we don't even know each other.
Lucas: Maybe that's the point.


Lucas: You ever have something that you knew that you were better at than.. almost anybody else?
Peyton: Sex. (pauses while Lucas stares at her) Joke.


Haley: Do you see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that you can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because -
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on you because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?


Peyton: He really slammed you.
Lucas: I don't care what he thinks.
Peyton: Neither do I.
Lucas: Oh yeah? Then why are you drinking?


Lucas: So I'm confused. You want to be anonymous and you let the world watch you on a web cam.
Peyton: The world isn't watching me... but I guess you are.
Lucas: Okay, the point is.... you want to express yourself but you don't want people to know it's you.
Peyton:I guess I'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a *****.
Lucas: Or maybe just a tortured artist.
Peyton: Look, I don't need you defending me and my work. I don't need you analyzing it or interpreting me either. And in fact, I'm pretty sure I don’t need you at all.
Lucas: Pretty sure?

Peyton: How's the tutoring going? You're tutoring Nathan, right? It's ok. He tells me everything.
Haley: Yeah, he said he needed some help.
Peyton: Maybe you could teach him to stop being such a jackass.
Haley: I will put that on the lesson plan.
Peyton: Just be careful, ok?
Haley: Yeah, sure.
Peyton: Does Lucas know you're helping Nathan? (Haley looks at her in disgust.) You know, you say a lot when you keep your mouth shut. It's okay. I'll keep mine shut, too.


Nathan: I remember this one summer, I was playing little league baseball, and I was the pitcher, and my dad was the coach. Anyway, this kid, Billy Lyons, he was a great hitter. Everything he hit was a homerun. So, you know, he got up to the plate and there was nobody on base, so I just walked him. Four straight pitches, nothing even close to a strike. So my dad calls a timeout, comes to the mound, and I’m thinking he’s gonna say like, smart move or good thinking son, something like that. But instead... instead he grabs me by the arm, and he kicks me in the *** as hard as he can. I mean, he literally took me by the arm so that I wouldn’t like, go flying, he kicked me so hard. Then he brought Stevie Planking in to pitch, sat me on the bench, never mentioned it again.
Lucas: That sucks.
Nathan: Yeah. So just think about that the next time you’re feeling sorry for yourself.


Luke:She told me to listen to tracks 8 and 13. Well, there are only 12 songs.
Peyton: Honest mistake.
Luke: Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm sorry about this morning with your dad. I had no idea he was there.
Peyton: It's because he usually isn't.
Luke: I thought you were happy with your setup?
Peyton: That's what I tell him. I make up stuff in the emails. I send him about how happy I am on my own and how responsible I'm being even when I'm not. He loves his job, you know, and after my mom died, it's just not fair to ask him to give that up, but I miss him when he's away.
Luke: You tell him that?
Peyton: He worries. It's just better not to.


Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn't interested in you.

Those are my favorites from Season one.

If you are confused and have never seen the show here's the synopsis for the show.

"Besides a love for hoops, it would seem that Lucas and Nathan are two young men with little in common - except for the dark secret that they share the same father. Arrogant and assured, Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and hails from the wealthiest family in town. Quiet, brooding and driven, Lucas is a loner, the only child of a single working mom. He's always kept his distance from Nathan. But their lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team. The rumor that's haunted the boys since childhood now becomes more than just whispers as the half-brothers compete not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's girlfriend. So unfolds a deep and bitter conflict that's been years in the making; one that will play itself out in their homes, their hearts and at school as they struggle to come to terms with who they really are - and the fact that they may have more in common than they ever imagined."

That part is courtesy of IMDB.com

And I hope you all go rent it, because it is a great series. In it's 6th season currently.

[KaciBlakely]

Lucas: [voiceover] T.H. White said: Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically to those who hardly think about us in return.

Peyton: What is that?
Brooke: This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Lucas: Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Brooke: Yeah, if you're in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.

Lucas: I think everybody…knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan; mutual hatred sound about right?
Nathan: Worse. (They laugh.)
Lucas: Yeah. You see, then a funny thing happened; Haley. She showed me that you can find the good in everybody, if you just give them a chance. The benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you never really get to know them…until you listen for what’s in their hearts and that’s what Haley did with Nathan. That’s what we should do for them. So for you skeptics out there, prepare to be surprised. So this is to my…brother and my little sis in-law, and in love.

Tim: Dude, Smell me
Nathan: Dude, Kiss my ***

Chris: Sorry, we're closed.
Peyton: Yeah, I know. I was just wondering if I could post this flyer on your board. I'm auditioning bands for a local talent night.
Chris: All ages night? Tell you what, you can post it if you take your shirt off.
Peyton: Excuse me?
Chris:: Emo's crap. [Peyton's t-shirt says 'Finding Emo']. Gives punk a bad name.
Peyton: You think?
Chris: I do.
Peyton: Huh. Well, I guess those that can't do, sell records. You insult all your customers this way?
Chris: Well, since we're not really open, you're not really a customer.
Peyton: Whatever, I'm going to school.
Chris: Don't forget your 'Get Up Kids' lunch box.
Peyton: [hangs flyer] You know, it's real punk to be up at 7 am doing inventory.
Chris: I never went to sleep.

Anna: First they put away the dealers,keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
Peyton : Anna, it's not about who I am, okay. It's about who they are. They are people who hate, and they divide, and they feed off of people who don't fight back. Yeah I could laugh this off, but what about the girl who can't? Who's gonna help her? Silence only makes them stronger.

[Principal Turner encounters "DYKE" tshirt]
Mr. Turner: Miss Sawyer, you know we have a policy regarding wardrobe that's offensive or profane.
Peyton: [points to her locker] Does that policy extend to lockers, 'cuz you haven't removed that yet have you?
Mr. Turner: You know the drill: go to the office and change or be sent home.
Peyton: Ok, Mr. Turner, have you ever heard of Victor Jara? No? Um... he was this musician, right, and he fought injustice with his songs and when they broke his hands and when they taunted him, he just sang even louder.
Mr. Turner: Look, Peyton, oppression's not exactly a mystery to me, ok? I feel your pain.
Peyton: No...no you don't. Ok, I'm sorry, but you don't know anything about my pain!
Mr. Turner: Maybe so but there are counselors you can talk to. Literature you can read.
Peyton: Ok, I'm-I'm not ***, Mr. Turner!!! But you know what; if I was I wouldn't let other people tear me down because of it and I sure as hell wouldn't be looking for my answers in one of your pamphlets!
Mr. Turner: Policy is clear Peyton. Remove the shirt or be suspended.
Peyton: Fine. [takes off her shirt, leaving her in a red bra and throws it at him] Can you hear my song now, Mr. Turner?
Mr. Turner: Enjoy your suspension, Miss Sawyer.

Brooke: [Election Speech]: I thought I knew you. But I guess it's easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me but you don't. And that means you don't know what I can do. You see me as someone who's popular and who has all the answers but that's not true. I may not always know what I'm doing but I'll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it, we all do, I promise I'll ask for your help. I can't do this alone, but if you'll take a chance on me, we can do great things together. I promise if you believe in me, I'll find the courage to reach for your every dream. John F. Kennedy said, "the courage of life is a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures. And that is the basis of all morality".

Taylor: I know what it's like to want to search for something more, Haley ,Thats why I'm always running. But I never had a Nathan to come home to.

Lucas: Charles Bukowski once wrote: There will always be something to ruin our lives. It all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken.

Gosh this show is just brilliant and brings back awesome memories. Please tell me you've seen this series?

[KaciBlakely]

I'm not puting any quotes in for Volume 4 or more because they might be spoilery.

Everything else is spoiler free, so here there's no need for a warning eejit. Sorry if I spoiled earlier.

Mohinder: Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly ****roach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a ****roach.

Hiro: I have discovered powers beyond any mere mortal.
Ando: Right. You and Spock.
Hiro: Yes. Like Spock. Exactly.
[Hiro's boss suddenly grabs him by the neck and drags him back to his desk.]
Ando: Use your death grip, Spock! The death grip!

Claire: I walked through fire and I didn't get burned.

Nathan: You have any kids?
Nikki: That's another question
Nathan: Right
Nikki: One. Boy Genius.
Nathan: Boy?
Nikki: Boy
Nathan: I've got two boys. Not geniuses, just boys.

Mohinder: [voiceover] We are, if anything, creatures of habit. Drawn to the safety and the comfort of the similar. But what happens when the familiar becomes unsafe? When the fear that we've been desperately trying to avoid, finds us where we live?

D.L.: It's going to be you and me from here on out. Partners.
Micah: You mean like Batman and Robin?
D.L.: Yeah, like Batman and Robin. Only, I ain't wearing no tights. You can wear tights, I ain't wearing no tights.

[Sylar confronts Brian Davis.]
Sylar: You're broken. I can fix you.

Peter: ... I-I think he was trying to read my mind. They were all like us!
Nathan: Dysfunctional?

Matt: We didn't look everywhere. Maybe-maybe there's a secret room somewhere. 'Kay Maybe-
Superior: and maybe I can whistle the Star-Spangled Banner out of my ***.

Claude: Charles Darwin bred pigeons while he was working out his theory of evolution. Married up various permutations to get maximum potential.
Peter: What'd he mean by that? Maximum potential.
Claude: I think he meant you, friend.

Dale: Funny, I didn't hear your footsteps.
Sylar: That's because there weren't any.
Dale: That sound, in your heart. What is it?
Sylar: [smiling] Murder.

[As Peter throws Claude over his shoulder]
Claude: What are you doing?
Peter: Something unexpected.
[Jumps off of the roof of the Deveaux Building and flies away]

Claude: And when you've left New York a smoking crater we'll put that on your tombstone. "Here lies Peter Petrelli. [lashes out with his stick] He tried!

The Haitian:[to Claire] I do not need you happy, only safe.

Linderman: When my day of judgment comes, Nathan, I'll be remembered as a humanitarian. I care about the world, I just want to save it. To heal it. And for that, I need you.
Nathan: What could you possibly know about healing? (Linderman looks over at a dead plant and heals it.)
Linderman: A few things.

Sylar: This is usually the part when people start screaming.

Sylar: Hmm, looks like you dropped something. [Sylar picks up a Ninth Wonder cartoon.] A comic book that predicts the future. What will they think of next? [Sylar turns to page showing Hiro stabbing him.] You're kidding. This is how Isaac thought I'd die? Stabbed by a silly little man?
Ando: Hiro is not silly!
Sylar: You should've seen the look on his face when he tried to kill me.

Sylar: Haven't I killed you before?
Peter: Didn't take.

West: So, what are you?
Claire: Meaning what exactly?
West: Meaning are you one of them? Or one of the others?
Claire: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
West: Lemme break it down for you: are you a robot or an alien? 'Cause everyone in the world is one or the other.

West: So, lizards, huh?
Claire: Tell me you didn't just time that so I'd walk right past you.
West: I figured you'd be more into whales or something. Unicorns.
Claire: You know, you make a lot of assumptions. Is my hair really that blonde?
West: I think it's cool actually. I'm sort of into genetics too.
Claire: I didn't say I was into genetics.
West: You don't have to hide everything interesting about you. Biology is supposed to be our destiny. But people forget genes can change!
Claire: I thought guys like you were supposed to sit in the back of the classroom and hate everything.
West: I just found this book. It's by some Indian guy, I can barely even pronounce his name. It's about everything you're talking about. People who evolved. There's a whole chapter on regeneration!
Claire: Sorry, I left all my awesome genetics expert reading for the summer vacation.

The Haitian: You work for people?
Mohinder: A company.
The Haitian: Of course, there's always a company.

West: I take it you're annoyed.
Claire: What is it, West? Huh? What do you want from me?
West: I want you to admit you're different.
Claire: Okay, fine, I'm a freak. Alright?
West: Claire.
Claire: I am such a freak, in fact, that I have to tip-toe around this school pretending to be a brainless Barbie doll so nobody notices how different I am. 'Cause if they found out, I'd be carted off to some human zoo where I'd be poked and prodded at for the rest of my life. So yeah, West, I'm different. And you can tell the world if you want to because I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not.
West: Claire, shut up. (lifts her up and flies.)

Noah: Claire, your mother and I need to talk to you. About boys.
Claire: Oh please, not the sex talk again, it was painful enough the first time.

(West catches Claire after jumping from HOLLYWOOD sign)
Claire: You caught me.
West: Of course I did.
Claire: But I would have been fine.
West: I know you can heal, Claire, but I never want to see you hurt.

Elle: I accidentally set my grandmother's house on fire when I was six. Caused a blackout in four counties in Ohio when I was eight. I spent my ninth birthday in a glass room with an IV of lithium in my arm. I've lived in this building for sixteen years, ever since the shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions - but they were just out to get me because I threatened to kill 'em. I'm 24 years old and I've never gone on a date. Never been on a roller coaster, never been swimming. And now you know everything there is to know about me. I don't have the luxury of being more interesting than that.

Mohinder: (voiceover) There are many ways to define our fragile existence. Many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context. The private assortment of images, fears, loves, regrets. For it is the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light. The good with the evil. Success with disappointment. This is what separates us. What makes us human. And in the end, we must fight to hold on to.

[PANAMHIEST]

Say hello to my little friends! is one of my personal favorites from the movie scarface.

Dude wheres my car? is another good one, but i forgot what movie it was from, probably due to the fact i watched during my getting high all day years of my life. I qquit getting high for this very reason too, couldnt remember chit. lol

[KaciBlakely]

Say hello to my little friends! is one of my personal favorites from the movie scarface.

Dude wheres my car? is another good one, but i forgot what movie it was from, probably due to the fact i watched during my getting high all day years of my life. I qquit getting high for this very reason too, couldnt remember chit. lol

Well at least you know it is from Scarface, lol.

But the dude, where's my car?

It's probably from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Just a thought though, you know. lol

I'm thinking you quitting getting high is a great thing, lol.

No offense or anything, but I do not like or advocate drugs so good for you for quitting.

This post made me laugh lol.

[KaciBlakely]

These are from Mean Girls, and the girls/ *** guys here might appreciate them, lol.

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing **** faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Janis: [reading list the major cliques in high school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks,
[a picture of herself and Damian come on screen]
Janis: the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.

[KaciBlakely]

Evie: [huffing computer duster] I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
Tracy: That's your brain cells popping!

Tracy: The fur was thicker at Red Balls.

Evie: Something peed in your bed.

Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house?
Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.

Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*.
Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute?
Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser!
Melanie: That's dramatic.

Tracy: So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress!
Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

Melanie: What is that?
Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring.
Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you.
Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

[SSNIGLETT]

I ALMOST PISSED MY SELF WHEN I SAW THIS MOVIE

AND READING THIS IT IS JUST AS FUNNY AS THE MOVIE

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

[KaciBlakely]

This is hilarious but I can't seem to place it at the moment. Tell me what movie this is from please? I'd really like to know so I can netflix it, okay.

Thanks for adding to the fun of this thread also.

[KaciBlakely]

Just watched Almost Famous on InstantWatch. I swear I love Netflix. Here's some quotes from there, they are insanely awesome.
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Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid.

Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Penny Lane: Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city.
William Miller: Sometimes I think I live in a different world.

Penny Lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: [beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]

Dennis Hope: If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.


The last one makes me laugh hilariously.

[KaciBlakely]

This movie reminds me strangely of the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Anyone else agree? It's the movie Charlie Bartlett, and I think it's a great fun teen movie.

You know, the best kinds.



Murphey Bivens: I'll see you in the sequel, *****!

Charlie Bartlett: I'm just a stupid kid.

Principal Gardner: Charlie, there are more important things than popularity!
Charlie Bartlett: Like what? Cause I'm seventeen. And right now, popularity's pretty damn important!
Principal Gardner: Like what you do with that popularity

Charlie Bartlett: Well duh dude, this place sucks. But I just worry that one day we're gonna look back at high school and wish we'd done something different.

Charlie Bartlett: Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!
[taps head with right hand on each word]

Dr. Stan Weathers: You don't feel normal?
Charlie Bartlett: My Family has a psychiatrist on call, how normal can I be?

Marilyn Bartlett: Well maybe there's more to high school than being well liked.
Charlie Bartlett: Like what specifically?
Marilyn Bartlett: [thinks for a second] Nothing comes to mind.

Principal Gardner: Everybody needs to vent a little now and again, don't you figure? Some of us are privileged enough to vent to you in the boys' room stalls and the rest of us have to settle for less conventional methods. Like, I don't know a bottle of booze and a handgun.
[gun goes off]
Charlie Bartlett: Ahh!
Principal Gardner: God, I'm sorry I'm not putting you on edge with my behavior now am I?

It really reminds me of Perks though. Maybe because his name is Charlie too? I don't know. I don't know but it's great to me all the same.

[KaciBlakely]

From Never Back Down.

Haha,

Baja Miller: I'm Baja.
Jake Tyler: Like Mexico?
Baja Miller: Like my parents smoke too much weed.

[KaciBlakely]

Found some others from Never Back Down.

Jake Tyler: You know what they say about the internet.

Baja Miller: Walking away and giving up are not the same thing.
Jake Tyler: Good, 'cause I'm not doing either one.

Baja Miller: I just came to apologize.
Charlie Tyler: Whatever she did... accept!
Jake Tyler: [suppressing a smile] Go away!

Jake Tyler: Isn't this a little stalkerish?
Max Cooperman: Yes.