Favorite Movie/Tv Lines

[KaciBlakely]

With doing the surveys and movie lines being in them I though we should have a thread where everyone can post there favorite movie lines.

Please make sure you credit the movie so in case someone wants to be able to see it or something, they are able to do that through netflix/blockbuster.

Thanks, KaciBlakely

[KaciBlakely]

"Balloons! Do these blow up into funny shapes?"
"No ... unless round is funny."

-- Raising Arizona

This makes me laugh, hahahaha.

I don't know why but it does.

[KaciBlakely]

I watched Double Jeopardy last night on my instant watch from netflix and love it. It might be my favorite crime movie, but that's because I have good memories of watching it for the first time with my family in a local drive in movie theatre. It was a fun, fun time. I actually saw Armagedon there for the first time too. but these are from Double Jeopardy.

Bobby: I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Libby Parsons: You could've given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Nick Parsons: Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I don't want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer.

Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Margaret Skolowski: So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn Lake: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Handsome Internet Expert: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
Handsome Internet Expert: You were in jail?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, prison. There is a difference.
Handsome Internet Expert: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No.
Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the ****ing trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Evelyn Lake: So, you're the rich-***** who snuffed her husband?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I didn't...
Evelyn Lake: It's okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.

Nick Parsons: Now is not a good time.
Travis Lehman: Well, I've got good news. It won't be long.

Libby Parsons: Excuse me?
Neighbor in Garden: Dear, whatever your selling, I've already got two of them.


I really love this movie and hope other people have seen it as well.

[KaciBlakely]

Breakfast Club Quotes- And question. Can you believe I only just saw this movie for the first time two years ago? I know I am insane for not seeing it earlier, but it's among my collection of classics now that I have watched it.

Andrew: "Why do you have to insult everybody?"
John Bender: "I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference."

Claire Standish: [about her parents] "I don't think either one of them gives a **** about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other."
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] "Ha!"
Claire Standish: [long pause] "Shut up!"

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] "Why'd you do that?"
Claire Standish: "'Cause I knew you wouldn't."
Claire Standish: [pause] "Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"
Bender: "The truth?"
Claire Standish: "Yeah."
Bender: [nods] "No."

Andrew Clark: "What do they do to you?"
Allison Reynolds: "They ignore me."
Andrew Clark: "Yeah... yeah."

Allison Reynolds: "You have problems."
Andrew Clark: "Oh, I have problems?"
Allison Reynolds: "You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem."
Andrew Clark: "Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems."

[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: "Oh, ******."

[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: "You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes."
Allison Reynolds: "Hey, I like all that black ****... Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Allison Reynolds: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."
Andrew Clark: "Wow. Are you psychic?"
Allison Reynolds: "No."
Brian Johnson: "Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"
Allison Reynolds: "I stole your wallet."

John Bender: "So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Claire Standish: "GO TO HELL."
Andrew Clark: "ENOUGH."
Richard Vernon: "Hey. What's going on in there?"
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: "Damn pricks."

Brian Johnson: "I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender: "No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

[KaciBlakely]

This might be the seen that makes me respect Ashton Kutcher as an actor the most.

The movie is The Guardian about the US Coast Guard. I think everyone should watch it please.

Ben Randall: [refering the the accident that killed Jake's friends] I've read the report Jake. Your blood alcohol level was zip that night. I'm guessing there was a flip for designated driver, you lost.
Jake Fischer: I guess that just makes it all go away, huh?
Ben Randall: No, it doesn't make it all right, it just makes it an accident. At least that's how it reads. You were 16 years old Jake. I'm not your priest, but if I was I think maybe you deserve a pass.
Jake Fischer: You're giving me a pass. You think you know everything, with your psychobabble bull****. Why am I here? Why are you here, huh? Your too old to be doing this, you washed up here. You don't want to be teaching a bunch of kids in a pool, am I right? I don't give an eff what you read or who you talked to. You don't know about me.
[now yelling]
Jake Fischer: I have me under control.
Ben Randall: I can see that. The only difference between you and me is that I don't wear the ones I lost on my arm. I know where your at Jake. I'm there myself. I ask myself everyday why I was the one who survived.
Jake Fischer: And?
Ben Randall: And if I can't answer that for me, I'm certainly not going to try to answer that for you. Have a seat. I want you to start being a member of this team. The team you have now. You have a gift Jake. You're the best swimmer to come through this program, hands down, by far, and you've got a whole record board to prove it. But you know what I see when I look at it? I see someone fast enough who's going to get there first. I see someone strong enough who's going to last. I see someone who can save a life maybe no one else could. You really want to honor then initials on your arm? Then honor your gift. Save the ones you can Jake. The rest, you've got to let go.

It is a great great scene.

[KaciBlakely]

Ben Randall: There will come a time when you might have to decide who lives and dies out there. It's a terrible responsibility but it's one you will have to make as a rescue swimmer. The bigger reality is, its also something you are going to have to live with as a human being. There will come a time when you will have to say no. The most important person to keep alive is yourself. You'll be facing crews from 5 to 20 all saying 'save me, save me.' They're looking for a miracle. How old are you Hodge?
Billy Hodge: 24.
Ben Randall: At 24 years old you have to become that miracle. You have to find a way to be that miracle.

Ben Randall: I've been trying to peel the layers back for a while now and I, I just don't get it. I mean this kind of work seems a little remedial for someone like yourself. A big swim champ offered to every Ivy League, you give it up to be here with us. Why?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to save lives Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: I spoke to your coach Jake.
Jake Fischer: You spoke to my coach?
Ben Randall: Yeah I spoke with your coach. Something in your file just kept hanging me up. You will the state championship your freshman and sophomore years then you don't swim the next two. I'm just a public school guy, so uh pardon me, but it didn't add up until now.
[shows a newspaper with a headline of "swim team killed in fiery crash - one survivor"]
Ben Randall: Kick Holloway, 100 medley winner, thrown through the passenger window. Abe Ikeman, first team All-American, lungs crushed. Carl Sandables, 50 meter freestyle champ, made it all the way to the hospital, died of internal bleeding.
Jake Fischer: I guess you just know everything then.
Ben Randall: I know what it's like to lose a team.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, what about living in a small town where everyone thinks you killed their brother, or their son, or their best friend? You know about that?
Ben Randall: The kind of small town where everyone waves at each other, just not to you.

Jake Fischer: Hey, there was a question I wanted to ask you back as school, but I didn't. When you can't save 'em all, how do you choose who lives?
Ben Randall: It's probably different for everybody Jake. Its kind of simple for me though. I just, I take the first one I come to or the weakest one in the group and then I swim as fast and as hard as I can for as long as I can. And the sea takes the rest.
Jake Fischer: Do you think I'm ready?
Ben Randall: I'm not your teacher anymore Jake. I'm just your fellow swimmer.
Jake Fischer: That's not exactly the answer I was looking for there.
Ben Randall: If I did not think you were ready, I would not put you in the Bering Sea

Ben Randall: I can't sleep.
Maggie McGlone: Of course you can't. Your wife left you, your best friend died; you sound like a damn country song. If you had a dog, he'd be run over by now.

Ben Randall: Ya know, there never was anyone else Mag's.
Maggie McGlone: Like hell, Ben, you're a bigamist. You've been married to the coast guard all along. Now gimme that shoulder. Prolly swum it out of socket tryin to prove you was still nineteen.
Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
Maggie McGlone: Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.

Jake Fischer: So do you have a name?
Emily Thomas: Yes, "Don't forget my money"...
Jake Fischer: OK... Do you have middle name?

Ben Randall: [as Jake is supposed to be performing CPR on a dummy] Why aren't you breathing, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I wasn't aware it was possible for someone to still be alive and hold their breath for fifteen minutes, Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: Are you a coroner? I didn't think so. It isn't our job to decide if they're dead. Keep breathing.

Jake Fischer: What's your real number?
Ben Randall: 22.
Jake Fischer: 22? That's not bad. It's not 200 but...
Ben Randall: 22 is the number of people I lost, Jake. The only number I kept track of.

Jake Fischer: You gotta make a move!
Billy Hodge: I can't. I get nervous.
Jake Fischer: You're tellin' me you can jump outta helicopters but you're afraid to go talk to a girl?
Billy Hodge: Uh... pretty much, yea.

Jake Fischer: Hey, I wanted to apologize for what I said earlier about you being old and washed up.
[Ben nods]
Jake Fischer: ...Is there anything you'd like to say to me?
Ben Randall: Like what?
Jake Fischer: I don't know, I apologized to you, I just thought that, you know, there might be something you've said or done that you'd like to apologize to me for...
Ben Randall: Why?
Jake Fischer: Cause...that's how's it's done, I...you suck at apologizes.

Ben Randall: [reading off his class roster] Fischer. Why are you here, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief. I'm a rescue swimmer at heart, born, bred, and water-fed. Hoorah!
Ben Randall: [dryly] Wow. I bet you practiced that all morning.

Ben Randall: [to his class] Can someone tell me what's the Coast Guard's motto?
Jake Fischer: So others may live, Senior Chief!
Ben Randall: Ooohhh, I feel safer already.

[KaciBlakely]

Capt. Frank Larson: Out of the 39 000 men and women that make up the United States Coast Guard there are only 280 rescue swimmers. This is because we are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys his good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, We. Go. Out.
Ben Randall: [Later in private, quoting him:] "When God rips houses off the ground?"
Capt. Frank Larson: I was rollin'.

Pilot Mitchell: We're low on fuel. The rulebook says we cut our losses. What do you think, Ben?
Ben Randall: When we go home, they die.

[Ben has just rescued Jake and they are being hoisted up to the helicopter]
Jake Fischer: I thought you were going fishing!
Ben Randall: What do you call this?
[the cable starts to fray and Ben makes a snap decision - to unhook himself and fall so Jake will get up safely]
Jake Fischer: What are you doing? Don't even think about it!
Ben Randall: It’s not gonna hold us both.

Emily Thomas: Hey, Mags, can I have a beer?
Jake Fischer: Well, well. So you are gonna have a drink with me.
Emily Thomas: No, I'm having a drink near you. Entirely different thing.
Jake Fischer: You're a real little lightening-rod, aren't you? What's your name?
Emily Thomas: Daisy Buchanan.
Jake Fischer: You're lying, Daisy Buchanan.
Emily Thomas: There is that possibility.
Jake Fischer: No, that was a sure-fire lie.
Emily Thomas: So I take it you've read 'The Great Gatsby'. Where's my money?
Jake Fischer: It's not on me, but it is close, if a very safe place. Now, I've drawn a map with a complex set of clues. Each one is more fiendishly clever then the last -
[Emily reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money]
Jake Fischer: ...That works too.
Emily Thomas: [grabs the map] This is just a picture of your pants.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, but it's a *bad* picture, which is what makes it so fiendishly clever.

Emily Thomas: What do you have, an art gallery over here? What is this "2"?
[looking number two tattooed on Jake's shoulder]
Jake Fischer: It's so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in.
(In reality it his team members number)

Emily Thomas: How does Jake Fischer become a guy who wants to jump out of helicopters?
Jake Fischer: I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge.
Emily Thomas: You're lying.
Jake Fischer: There is that possibility.
Emily Thomas: The truth?
Jake Fischer: My bull riding career was going down the drain.

Jake Fischer: You do *not* want to hear about my day.
Emily Thomas: Yeah, I do.
Jake Fischer: Man, this guy Randall, you know, it doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.
Jake Fischer: No, it's personal with me. He's knows that I'm better then he was. I mean, today I broke every one of his records. I owned them all.
Maggie McGlone: Not all of them. There's one record you won't break.
[takes a picture off the wall]
Maggie McGlone: This is 'The Aegis'. Medical ship. Caught on fire. It was a nightmare; people burning in their beds. And Ben Randall got every one of those people out of there, except for this one guy. And right when the ship started to go down, he reaches down and grabs this guy. He's hanging from the cable with this man's life in his hands, and the winch jams. It's twenty minutes to the base. The man's screaming, but Ben looks him dead in the eye, and do you know what he said? He said "I won't let go."
Emily Thomas: What happened?
Maggie McGlone: Dislocated his shoulder, tore every tendon in his hand, but he didn't let go. Twenty minutes, just fingertips. You break that record, and you give me a call.
Jake Fischer: ...My day was alright.

Jake Fischer: [voice-over] The Coast Guard conducted the largest search and rescue missions for a single man in its history, but the body of Senior Chief Ben Randall was never found. What makes a legend? Is it what someone did while they were alive? Or how they're remembered after they're gone? Some people actually believe Senior Chief made the swim to the Aleutian Islands, that he's standing on a distant beach somewhere with a fishing pole in his hand. But I found my answer a couple of weeks later.
[Jake pulls a victim into the helicopter]
Drowning Victim: Where is he?
Jake Fischer: Huh? There's nobody else out there, man.
Drowning Victim: No, he was there! He was with me the whole time! He said he would hold on till help arrived. He never let go!
Jake Fischer: [voice-over] There is a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea. He is a fisher of men, a last hope for all those who've been left behind. He is know as the Guardian.



Gosh this is just such a good movie. If I could've found the transcript I would have just posted the link and let you guys all read it. It's really great. SO I hope you enjoy this and Ashton Kutcher's acting. Kevin Costner too.

It's great.

[KaciBlakely]

Please do not, do not make fun of me.

Not my fault the show is addicting.


“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

“We can get a fire pole!” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?
Whitney: No!
Lauren: And there were only 300 of those.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s bad I’m already planning on ditching all of my classes.
Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.
Heidi: Why?
Lauren: Why? Seriously?
~Season 1, Episode 2

Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a class.
Heidi: Whatever.
Lauren: What other class do you have?
Heidi: Art. I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was like screw this, I’m not going.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just like not go to your classes.
Heidi: Well, I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.
Lauren: But they want you to go.
Heidi: Art is really lame, ya know.
Lauren: Yea, but Heidi I’d give it more than a day.
Heidi: I will. I’ll give it more than a day.
Lauren: Heidi. Ready to go. I have to go to work.
Heidi: I’m ready for a nap.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Jordan: I’m still tired from last night.
Heidi: I would be if I were you too.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.
Lauren: A real lunch break. (Dripping in sarcasm).
~Season 1, Episode 2

(singing) “Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 2

“You know you are going to have to work, though.” ~Lauren to Heidi, Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How was your first day? (of work)
Heidi: Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.
Lauren: You’ve got to give it more than one day.
~Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?
~Season 1, Episode 4

“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 4

“Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.” ~Whitney, Season 1, Episode 5

“Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule’.” ~Elodie, Heidi’s Co-Worker, Season 1, Episode 6

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.
Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.
~Season 1, Episode 7

“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“I have twenty minutes until New Year’s. And I will celebrate it.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“And now my only problem, was figuring out what to wear.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 8

Whitney: Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.
Heidi: I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.
Lauren: She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.
Heidi: I did.
~Season 1, Episode 8

*While looking at male models….
Lauren: You don’t think they’re cute?
Whitney: No, I do, I like all of these guys.
Lauren: Do you want me to leave you alone for awhile?
~Season 1, Episode 8

Lauren: We’re doing a modeling call for a bathing suit shoot.
Heidi: For guys or for girls?
Lauren: For both. I told Jason it was only girls so he doesn’t get mad at me. (Pause) What they’re like young guys.
Heidi: Are they kids?
Lauren: They’re not kids, they’re like guy models.
Heidi: He’s gonna get mad at you.
~Season 1, Episode 8

“I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 9

“Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 9

[KaciBlakely]

The Hills.

Just a few this time.


Lauren: Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?
~Season 3, Episode 5

Whitney: It’s probably just a momentary tiff.
Lauren: Uh! I love that word ‘tiff.’ Did you know that my name was going to Tiffany? Or Crystal.
Whitney: Crystal?
Lauren: Could you see me as a Tiffany or Crystal?
Whitney: Tiff…Chris….Chrissy
Lauren: Crystal.
Whitney: Crystalllllll.
~Season 3, Episode 5

[KaciBlakely]

Some more from the Hills.

“I just could never understand hating soomeone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.” ~Lauren (about the inappropriate tape rumors), Season 3, Episode 1

“I have Lauren’s back regardless.” ~Audrina, Season 3, Episode 1

We’re going to Les Deux. Almost everytime I go there I meet a cute guy ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Girls, girls, this is Jason. And he has an accent. ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Audrina, Audrina, I just found an adorable boy from London with an accent who’s leaving tomorrow. Jackpot. ~Lauren at Les Deux, Season 3, Episode 1

Jason (from London): Is that a sidekick?
Lauren: It’s a blackbery
Jason (from London): All you Americans e-mail?
Lauren: Americans? Am I American?
Jason: I like to hope so.
Lauren: Whitney, Whitney come here. I met a cute guy, come here. Tell me if you think he’s cute ‘cause I’m drunk.
Whitney: Who? Where? – No!
~Season 3, Episode 1

Spencer: I’m dying to see if Lauren, Audrina and Whitney show up to Frankie’s birthday, somebody they’ve known for three months and they didn’t show up to their best friend’s house warming party.
Heidi: I wrote Lauren a letter about not coming to the house warming party.
Spencer: Let me read these.
Heidi: Well, how about you don’t read them, they’re personal.
Spencer: Whoaaaa.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: It sucks that we can’t be at the same place, you know for no reason.
Audrina: I think you and Lauren should talk.
Heidi: I would love to talk to her. I have no idea what’s even going on. I don’t know what to say.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Later…

Audrina: Heidi knows exactly what she did. She acted stupid like ‘What did I do? Why did she get so mad at me?’ We’ve heard all the s*** you guys have been talking about Lauren. You know what you did. Go talk to her.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Lauren: I can’t believe her.
Audrina: What did the letter say?
Lauren: Oh, I want to read that. ‘Lauren, I wish you were there, we need to catch up. I really miss you. I understand you don’t like Spencer, but I didn’t do anything. I have always loved you, call me when you get a chance. P.S. The housewarming party wasn’t the same without you.’ She won’t f****** admit it.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s her problem I guess.
Spencer: Let’s go roll on her.
Heidi: What?
Spencer: Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, what’s your problem?
~Season 3, Episode 1

[cardshark805]

I always liked the line Sylvester Stalone used in Rocky 5 right after Tommy punches Paulie in the bar.

Rocky: You knocked him down, why don't you try knocking me down now!
(with his Italian accent)

[vickid]

i love tons of movie lines lolol here are a few

300- tonight we dine in hell

300 this is sparta and he kicks them in the hole very awesome i think

scar face obviously - say hello to my little friend

american pie - one time at band camp lolol its on tv right now

and the obvious

thats what she said

[vickid]

ohh yea the great song in the begining

of jay and silent bob strike back


and i am the clit comander lololololol omg sooo golden hahahah

[KaciBlakely]

i love tons of movie lines lolol here are a few

300- tonight we dine in hell

300 this is sparta and he kicks them in the hole very awesome i think

scar face obviously - say hello to my little friend

american pie - one time at band camp lolol its on tv right now

and the obvious

thats what she said

That's what she said is a tv line from the office. But I forgive you.

American Pie series has some great lines in it.

I posted a few and I think they are on the second page if you want to go take a look.

I just watched a movie and it was so heartbreaking I'll have to rewind it and get the line.

I cried, in it. lol. I'm such a softy I guess.

[KaciBlakely]

This is from the movie the Cutting Edge 2-Going for the Gold.

I'm doing this from memory since I watched in last night, And it might not be exactly right but I hope you get the point.

Heidi: And the girl? Do you like the girl?
Alex: Yeah, I like the girl.
Heidi: Okay...You know, it's never going to work.
Alex: Yeah, I know. (Sighs and looks dissapointed)

[KaciBlakely]

Girl: "You're really good with children."
Guy: "Thanks, I practiced on my hamster."

[KaciBlakely]

7th Heaven. Good old lol funny memories, lol.

MARY: Don't break my heart.
ROBBIE: Don't break my jaw.
MARY: Don't break my heart and I won't have any reason to break your jaw.

[KaciBlakely]

Will and Grace.

Just a few, lol.

WILL: C-3PO wasn't g a y, he was British!

SAM: The last time I saw you, you were this big... but you were on a hill and I was far away.

JACK: Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

KAREN: You know CPR?
JACK: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was g a y ... Only I think it just confused him even more.

JACK: So, I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.
WILL: Forward?

WILL: So now you're skipping work altogether?!
GRACE: No, I called in sick.
WILL: Called who? You're the boss.
GRACE: I know, it was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm going to fire me.

JACK: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack.

[KaciBlakely]

Cute from Twilight. I found it humourous. Tell me if you did too.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

[KaciBlakely]

If you can youtube this scene, I would. The dad is so heartbroken and I cried, I cried, I cried.

The acting by the dad was so great.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?
Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.
Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?
Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.
Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.
Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.
Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.
Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.
Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.
Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.
Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.
Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom was.

[PANAMHIEST]

Say hello to my little friends! is one of my personal favorites from the movie scarface.

Dude wheres my car? is another good one, but i forgot what movie it was from, probably due to the fact i watched during my getting high all day years of my life. I qquit getting high for this very reason too, couldnt remember chit. lol

[KaciBlakely]

Say hello to my little friends! is one of my personal favorites from the movie scarface.

Dude wheres my car? is another good one, but i forgot what movie it was from, probably due to the fact i watched during my getting high all day years of my life. I qquit getting high for this very reason too, couldnt remember chit. lol

Well at least you know it is from Scarface, lol.

But the dude, where's my car?

It's probably from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Just a thought though, you know. lol

I'm thinking you quitting getting high is a great thing, lol.

No offense or anything, but I do not like or advocate drugs so good for you for quitting.

This post made me laugh lol.

[KaciBlakely]

These are from Mean Girls, and the girls/ *** guys here might appreciate them, lol.

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing **** faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Janis: [reading list the major cliques in high school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks,
[a picture of herself and Damian come on screen]
Janis: the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.

[KaciBlakely]

Evie: [huffing computer duster] I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
Tracy: That's your brain cells popping!

Tracy: The fur was thicker at Red Balls.

Evie: Something peed in your bed.

Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house?
Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.

Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*.
Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute?
Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser!
Melanie: That's dramatic.

Tracy: So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress!
Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

Melanie: What is that?
Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring.
Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you.
Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

[SSNIGLETT]

I ALMOST PISSED MY SELF WHEN I SAW THIS MOVIE

AND READING THIS IT IS JUST AS FUNNY AS THE MOVIE

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

[KaciBlakely]

This is hilarious but I can't seem to place it at the moment. Tell me what movie this is from please? I'd really like to know so I can netflix it, okay.

Thanks for adding to the fun of this thread also.