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[freeringo]

Freeringo's worst nightmare unfolds as he attempts to
glorify Woohoosue for her ability to outwit him in
everything he endevors to do. Not only does she have
freeringo's number on the poker table, she seems to
know before he does every answer to every important question
in the universe. She can take a 10-3 off suit and make him believe
she is holding the nuts. She can slow roll freeringo and he doesn't even know
she's doing it. In fact freeringo is so dumb, he still doesn't realize he was
slow rolled 3 times yesterday. Woohoosue is licking her chops right now,
anticipating sitting right behind freeringo in tonight freeroll. She knows
he will push her blinds, and she will be waiting to pounce. She delights
in the thought of freeringo overplaying his AJ and she will bust him,
like she has so many times, with her delicate 5-3 off suit. Grinning as
she knows the end is near, freeringo will make some pathetic jester, like
praying, to win a hand on faith and luck, instead of say maybe some
basic poker skills. Ahhhh, the pure enjoyment of watching her fish in her very own fish tank.