Favorite Blonde jokes

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a doctor is caught having sex with one of his patients, and within minutes the whole hospital is talking about it. later that day hes cornered by an administrator, who says, "rumor has it you had sex with a patient. i demand an explanation."
"look," says the doc. "im single. im not the first doctor to screw one of his patients, and i wont be the last. so whats the big deal?"
"but, sam, youre a veterinarian!"

[KaciBlakely]

EW! gROSS! tHAT'S hilarious but sick to imagine.

nice punchline on that one and that blonde joke is funny.

But you should've said A blonde doctor just so we wold get it better.

I'm a little blonde today so yeah.

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a depressed-looking regular enters the bar and orders a soda. the bartender asks why he doesnt want his usual shot.
the man replies, "i dont drink anymore. last night i blew chunks."
"so what?" the bartender replies. "everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times."
"no, no," the man replies. "you dont understand. chunks is my dog."

[KaciBlakely]

I'm thinking you have a talent for finding nasty pervy animals/human sex jokes.

And At one point it's funny -the gross humour.

The other thing is I'm pregnant and experience morning sickness and that's not too funny for my stomach right now.

If would could keep this thread a little cleaner I'd appreciate it.

I don't want to barf on my laptop. lol.