There was this married couple who had been married for about a year. The husband had this annoying habbit of farting every morning before getting out of bed.

One morning the wife said
"you are going to fart your guts out one morning if you keep doing that"

THe husband just laughed at the comment from his wife.

THe next morning the wife got up early to prepare a turkey for that nights dinner. As she was removing the insides of the Turkey she had an idea.
She took the guts of the turkey and carefully placed them around her husband in bed.

A little while later the husband came down stairs with a puzzled look on his face.
"Is every thing all right dear" the wife asked

THe husband said " The strangest thing just happened, you know how you told me one day I would fart my guts out......well I did"

"WHat did you do"? the wife asked keeping a straight face

"Well with quick thinking and these 2 fingers I put them back again"