Im bored, cant sleep, so RANDOM CONTEST!

[Dallas12]

CALLIPYGIAN

Having well-shaped buttocks.

This is a word about which it would be possible to generate many bad puns, thereby making an *** of oneself and becoming the butt of jokes. The subject matter — and the rather beautiful form of the word itself — has lent itself to adoption by word-hungry authors, even though the first recorded use was only in 1880. Thomas Pynchon wrote in Gravity’s Rainbow: “Those dusky Afro-Scandinavian buttocks, which combine the callipygian rondure observed among the races of the Dark Continent with the taut and noble musculature of sturdy Olaf, our blond Northern cousin”. Its origin is in Greek kallipugos, used to describe a famous statue of Aphrodite; that comes from kallos, beauty (as in calligraphy, or callisthenics, or the lily called hemerocallis) plus puge, buttocks.

SO DON'T MAKE A CALLIPYGIAN (AKA ***)OUT OF YOURSELF.

[happydel]

Guess would have to go with mardarse

[kingsnthahole]

reDONKulous (adv.)
-being full of donk
-rediculously donk

"aww man, did you see what happened to me in that tournament? It was redonkulous. This fish called my all in with a pair of 6's when i flopped set of aces and hit runner runner 6."

[freeringo]

Redonkulous Redundancy
Who writes this tripe?

[freeringo]

Eemish
People that have never had sex and are afraid to.

[Pokerkitty6]

Intoximecated....me intoxicated

[freeringo]

Drunk this early in the morning Kitty?
Is that how you southerners roll?

lol

[thenutzaa1]

cumquat = are a group of small fruit-bearing trees in the flowering plant family Rutaceae, in the genus Fortunella which may be included in Citrus as it is often done. The edible fruit closely resembles that of the orange (Citrus sinensis) but is smaller and is often oval.