I finished first at OFC.
I was driving for hours through the woods dreaming
about winning the OFC. I went on huge rushes,
6-7 hands in a row. My pocket fives were unstoppable.
The blinds were 200,000-400,000 and with only 3 mil in
chips I knew I couldn't be a patsy now. So a said heehaw
and went all-in 7 hands in a row and my trip was over.
I made it to the wedding in time and didn't wake up
from my dream until the buffet.