if it was eeejit's birthday

[eejit101]

*****!!!!!

Cheesecake im hoping. I love cheesecake

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm trying to think of something I'd really do for eejit's birthday...hmm...maybe give him an eejit? Where would you want it? I think I'm entitled to give you one eejit for every year you've been alive! That must be something either like 21 or 58, right? Oh and I'd share the cake with ScreamBeautiful, and definitely take pictures.

[NeverWinHere]

hmmmm

So many ideas!

How about an eejit day, the nation, haha. Soak it up.

Single girls could be running around with t-shirts saying "lose a coin-flip on me"

I wish to go on, but something just came up, more to come...........

[klinkman]

I'd backdoor a full house with 74 offsuit and bust him if it were eejit's birthday

[freeringo]

I would consider folding my pocket rockets for Eejit on his birthday.
But only if he were short stacked.

[eejit101]

Wow, in 5 months and 30 days Im gonna link you all to this thread, and make EVERY one of you do what you said

Tay - im 24 now, 25 in october. And i dont need eejits!

[GloBug]

well eejit. i know its not your birthday . but happy half birthday. your 24.5 now. u can finally get out of diapers and use big kid underwear. i will send you some spiderman undies when u turn 25. it gets cheaper when u dont have to spend money on diapers and wipeys. no more butt rash too. post this thread when it is ur bday and i will send u some.

[freeringo]

What the hell is an Eejit anyway?