True story

[RocketManAA]

I read this story and it was to funny not to post.



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the parking lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts,
his lack of underpants turned private parts into public parts.
Unable to stand the embarrassment,
she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitch's in his head...

[67christine]

something similar to that happened with my ex husband. He did not want to go to the wedding of one of my friends. We decided to met up at another friends place after the wedding. Well I met up with him and my friend asked me to come outside because she wanted to show me her flowers. She got me outside and told me that another girl pointed out that my ex wasn't wearing underwear and the way he was sitting she could see everything (not that there was much to see anyway LOL) Needless to say I called ex out to my car and told him what was going on. He kept his legs closed after that, but he still did not wear underware underhis cutoffs unless he knew that the one girl was going to be around.

[taylovesthebeatles]

something similar to that happened with my ex husband. He did not want to go to the wedding of one of my friends. We decided to met up at another friends place after the wedding. Well I met up with him and my friend asked me to come outside because she wanted to show me her flowers. She got me outside and told me that another girl pointed out that my ex wasn't wearing underwear and the way he was sitting she could see everything (not that there was much to see anyway LOL) Needless to say I called ex out to my car and told him what was going on. He kept his legs closed after that, but he still did not wear underware underhis cutoffs unless he knew that the one girl was going to be around.

lol wow. Hopefully that's not the only reason he was an ex.

[67christine]

lol wow. Hopefully that's not the only reason he was an ex.

no it wasn't, but when he started to harass me on the street in front of his friends i called him stubby. Suprising how quick his friends started to tease him and how fast he shut up. God I am such a ***** sometimes but he never bothered me after that.

[Dallas12]

I read this story and it was to funny not to post.



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the parking lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts,
his lack of underpants turned private parts into public parts.
Unable to stand the embarrassment,
she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitch's in his head...

Boy I wish I was that machanic. I bet he had the best day of work he ever had.