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View Poll Results: Wot would you do if you were CREW CUT???

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  • Let there be Blood Spilt

    5 50.00%
  • Leave the table Qieltly

    5 50.00%
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  1. #1
    ANDYCRAPP Guest

    Default New Look at a real Bad BEAT

    While biding my time for a more lucrative $20/$40 Limit Hold’em game, I snagged an open seat in a $6/$12 game. Shortly after unracking my chips, I realized there was a significant amount of tension at the table, all of it between two players – the #3 seat, a young guy, mid-30s, stocky, with a crew cut, and the #9 seat, an older woman, possibly way north of the century mark; had someone handed her a broom, I would’ve grabbed Dorothy and Toto and whisked them to safety.

    Seated in the center of the table, the first few hands I played felt like a ping-pong match as Crew Cut continuously spouted muttered-but-audible off-color remarks, all directed at the Wicked Witch of the West, who had absolutely no qualms about issuing verbal retaliations. Being impartial, I nevertheless gave props to the elder combatant; her replies were much more creative: “The height of your hair is a direct reflection of your IQ,” and other statements along those lines.

    Eventually, curiosity got the better of me and I turned to my neighbor for enlightenment. Apparently, the bad blood began the way it usually begins at a poker table: he had a high pocket pair (in this case, queens) and she stayed in with a small pair (fours), and eventually snapped him off when she paired her kicker (an unsuited 7) on the river.

    OK, **** happens, let’s move on. However, Crew Cut had no intention of letting the events of Bad Beats Past fade quietly into the night. Oh, no.

    A few hands later, nearly the entire table stuck around to see the pre-raised flop (Casino Arizona is well known for ultra-live action, regardless of the game – must be the desert sun!) of K-K-A. After a bet and a call, only two were left in the hunt – yup, you guessed it: Crew Cut and the Witch (sounds like the title of the next Harry Potter novel, doesn’t it?).

    Something irrelevant, an 8, I think, hit the turn and all hell broke loose. Because they were heads-up, there was no cap on raises, and the two kept coming over the top of one another as if they were playing leapfrog to the death.

    The rest of us were amped by the furious action and we were all reasonably confident that a boatload of “found money” was about to land in each of our laps. Expecting to dole out some serious cash – the jackpot was around $60,000 at the time – two floormen raced over to watch the hand play out.

    Crew Cut got it all in first and the pot was now somewhere in the vicinity of $500, pretty decent for a $6/$12 game. With no betting action left, and only the river to come, Crew Cut proudly flipped over his hand, pocket rockets, giving him aces full of kings, the minimum qualifier for Casino Arizona’s bad beat jackpot.

    “Go ahead and beat it,” Crew Cut said antagonizingly. “Gimme a bad beat.”

    A rag on the river changed nothing and all eyes turned to the old hag, now nodding her head in the affirmative. “Okey-doke,” she said, and turned over her pocket kings, giving her quads, the winning hand, and the small end of the bad beat jackpot.

    Crew Cut threw up his hands in victory. “Boom!” he screamed, mentally spending his lion’s share of the jackpot, right around $30,000.

    But the drama wasn’t finished yet. Before anyone could convince her otherwise, Witchy-Poo scooped up her pocket kings and held them out to her younger, wise-cracking nemesis.

    “Here’s your bad beat,” she said with unflinching satisfaction and casually tossed her hand into the muck.

    We were all dumbfounded – the players, the dealer, the floormen, not to mention all the lookie-loos who always run to a table when a jackpot has been declared. A chorus of “Holy ****s” (it’s the cleanest thing I can write) spread through the crowd.

    As for Crew Cut, he turned more colors than a chameleon on a Twister board and collapsed heavily into his chair, mouth agape, his hands locked onto his near hairless scalp.

    “Why would you do that?” he queried, mouth aquiver. “You were gonna get fifteen grand.”

    “I don’t need the money,” she said with complete disdain, while racking up the remainder of her chips. “But knowing you did…” She stopped racking, stared at him and smiled wide, a grin so ****-eating, it would give a fly the chills.

    To say we were all pretty pissed was a major understatement, as we were just intentionally hosed out of our players’ shares, a smidge over $2K each. But I gotta hand it to the old gal – she definitely got the last laugh, and taught that young pecker-head a valuable lesson he’ll never forget.

    Yeah UNBELIVABLE

    ANDY

  2. #26

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    If a card (or hand) touches the muck pile before the hand is awarded, the card (or hand) is considered dead. There really is no debate here, as that is the rule. It is her hand, she mucked it, she loses.

  3. #27

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    Thanks Borgo. USC you were putting up such a hard fight that you had me doubting my poker knowledge, how dare you!

    I've never been involved in a bad beat myself, but I have been playing next to many tables that have hit the bad beat. The floor rushes to the table and they have surveillance replay the hand over and over until they are 100% sure it's a legit bad beat. If a player (like the old lady) were to throw their cards in the muck, the hand would be dead and that would be the end of that.

    It takes about an hour around here for them to award the bad beat and pay everyone.

    On a side note, does anyone else spell "much" when they are trying to spell "muck?" I swear 99% of the time I try to say "muck" I put "much" and have to change it.

  4. #28
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    I do that myself ND, and as well I have never seen a Bad Beat live, unless you count this years wsop.

  5. #29
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgouise View Post
    If a card (or hand) touches the muck pile before the hand is awarded, the card (or hand) is considered dead. There really is no debate here, as that is the rule. It is her hand, she mucked it, she loses.
    Borgo, let me tell you what I see on this.

    1)She calls the other guy´s all in.
    2)She turns over her cards after calling an all in.
    3)She then wins the hand and picks up the cards and throws them into the muck?

    How is that action possible? Once you flip your cards the DEALER takes the 4 cards, 2 from you and 2 from the oponent and lays them on the MIDDLE of the table. Are you telling me this woman was able to reach into the middle of the table, pick up the cards, throw them into the muck and automaticaly lose the hand?

    I really dont think this is possible. Yeah if she had her cards on her hands the WHOLE time (taking it that she NEVER turned them over as turning the cards over mean explicitly to do it on the felt) and she decided to muck a wining hand then it is CORRECT.

    As soon as the dealer puts the cards in the middle then the hand plays out. Simple, this is how I see it and I can not picture anyone picking up the cards from the middle of the table and then throwing them into the muck....

  6. #30
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    Just a side note, I understand perfectly fine that once your cards touch the muck pile your hand is DEAD, i am NOT debating this, just how it went through, this is all, I understand that if you make this mistake of mucking a wining hand too bad, its gone, but I just cant picture, once again, someone reaching for the cards on the middle of the felt after being all in pre-turn and then mucking this, its just incorrect.

  7. #31

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    Where I have played (Minnesota, Wisconsin, Nevada) the situation you describe would never happen in a cash game (and would be very unlikely to happen in a tournament either).

    When a player is all-in, they rarely flip their cards over. In most cases, they don't flip their cards over unless they win the hand (otherwise they just muck).

    Even in the cases where they choose to flip their cards over before the rest of the hand plays out, the dealer would never grab both hands and bring them to the center of the table. The hand would remain in front of the player.

    However, even if the dealer did bring both hands to the center of the table, the hand still belongs to the player and they have the right to muck their hand whenever they would like to.

    It's really quite simple. If a player wants to muck their hand they can (at any time) and once the hand hits the muck, it's dead.

  8. #32
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    Where I have played (Minnesota, Wisconsin, Nevada) the situation you describe would never happen in a cash game (and would be very unlikely to happen in a tournament either).

    When a player is all-in, they rarely flip their cards over. In most cases, they don't flip their cards over unless they win the hand (otherwise they just muck).

    Even in the cases where they choose to flip their cards over before the rest of the hand plays out, the dealer would never grab both hands and bring them to the center of the table. The hand would remain in front of the player.

    However, even if the dealer did bring both hands to the center of the table, the hand still belongs to the player and they have the right to muck their hand whenever they would like to.

    It's really quite simple. If a player wants to muck their hand they can (at any time) and once the hand hits the muck, it's dead.

    Well, here is where we then contradict my friend, on ALL LIVE play down here once you are all in and get called cards are flipped over by both or as many players in the hand. The only time action continues is when its a multi player pot with others still playing.

    Once again, Live Cash game or Live Tournament down here the rule is once you are ALL IN and no more action is left you HAVE to flip the cards.

    You know, online you can go back to HH and check what cards others had. This ONLY happens when the hand goes to showdown correct?

    Same in live play, how can I, as a player who was NOT in the hand know what cards my oponent had on a hand that went to showdown? Well the ONLY way is to have the cards flipped as soon as no more action will follow.

    Now how can I, again, as a player who was dealt into the hand but who folded, know what cards they all had at showdown?

    Do you get what I mean?

  9. #33
    USCTrojans Guest

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    It is supposed to be my right, as a player dealt into the hands at the table, to be able to see (if this is my decision) what hand someone who went to showdown had. Its pure game etiquete.

  10. #34

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    Absolutely. You have the right to see your opponents cards if you paid to see them (or if there were no bets and the hand went to a showdown and your opponent(s) mucked).

    In this case, you would ask the dealer to see your opponents hand (if it wasn't shown already).

    I'm not arguing with you there, nor did I ever say that wasn't the case.

    The point is, the little old lady had every right to muck her hand and the hand was dead (even if she was all-in) when the hand hit the muck.

  11. #35
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Ok, yeah, I agree to that if the lady still held the cards on her hand.

    But after calling the all in and flipping the cards over and placing them on the table and dealing the river are you able to pick up the cards and muck them?

    This is what's got me confused. If you are telling me this woman NEVER let the cards go off her hand, and showed them HOLDING on to them and then THREW them into the muck pile, OK, then there was nothing wrong, but what I see as wrong is if she flipped the cards and then picked them up off the table and threw them away into the muck.

    Do you get my standing point of view here? LOL

  12. #36

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    Yes she can. It's still her hand isn't it? She is free to muck her hand at anytime (until the pot is awarded as Borgo mentioned).

  13. #37

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    And in the case of awarding a bad beat jackpot, the little old lady would have plenty of time to grab her cards and muck them!

  14. #38
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    And in the case of awarding a bad beat jackpot, the little old lady would have plenty of time to grab her cards and muck them!
    LMFAO ok lets end this. Never heard of anyone being able to pick up a hand from the table and then muck it, thought you could muck yur hand before turning the cards on the table but not taht you could play out the hand and then pick em up and say "i dont wanna win this hand" and muck em, LOL

  15. #39
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    Hello

    NDN is right. He is always right. You will learn my man

  16. #40
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Hello

    NDN is right. He is always right. You will learn my man
    LOLOL I shall attempt to do this once in my life, I'll let you guys know if my hands got cut off afterwards!

  17. #41
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    NDN is right. I can flip my cards on the table, the dealer acknowledges your hand and then you muck it. I've watched people muck their bb preflop. Dealers can't say ANYTHING to you about how to play your hand. Another way to screw up a hand, is to muck your hand onto an unprotected hand. Then both hands are mucked. That is why if you play live, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS cover your cards with a chip, dog, frog, or other trinket.

  18. #42
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    exactly!! and be delibrate no need to rush things,thats when mistakes happen.

  19. #43
    USCTrojans Guest

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    Yeah, that is why you should order an NDN Chip to use it as your card protector!!!

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