Best Smack Talk Youve Ever Heard After Donking Someone?

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Alright everyone I wanna know what is the FUNNIEST thing someones ever said to you after you donked them out of a tournament or out of a big pot in a cash game. My personal favorite is:
" HA Cleveland. Thats the armpit of Ohio anyway jackass"
LMAO

[eejit101]

The one that made me laugh the most is this.... (not funny, but i laughed)

Cash game. $1/$2. Im sat with $350ish, opponent has $200. Been there a while, seen some fun hands, 2 guys lost all in with AA.

Me = BB, opponent = SB.

Folds round to him, he raises $4 to $6. I find KK. Reraise to $22. He pushes. I call,

Flop 4 4 7 7 9.

He shows AA. He wins....

All fine until -

AA guy says - "And thats how you play aces"

I then said "Yeah, you get em to run into kings, i shud try that one day"





Aside from that....

I was playing a guy HU called pokerface101.

I beat him (remember i am eejit101)

I say - "I pwned you so good, i put my name on it!" (in the george forman grill style)

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The one that made me laugh the most is this.... (not funny, but i laughed)

Cash game. $1/$2. Im sat with $350ish, opponent has $200. Been there a while, seen some fun hands, 2 guys lost all in with AA.

Me = BB, opponent = SB.

Folds round to him, he raises $4 to $6. I find KK. Reraise to $22. He pushes. I call,

Flop 4 4 7 7 9.

He shows AA. He wins....

All fine until -

AA guy says - "And thats how you play aces"

I then said "Yeah, you get em to run into kings, i shud try that one day"





Aside from that....

I was playing a guy HU called pokerface101.

I beat him (remember i am eejit101)

I say - "I pwned you so good, i put my name on it!" (in the george forman grill style)

Classic Eejit ****iness:pLMFAO