Golf top ten

[allinking17]

Im a big golfer and i think that i am easily going to use some of these the next time i go and play, if not just tell them to all of my friends.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

[NeverWinHere]

Im a big golfer and i think that i am easily going to use some of these the next time i go and play, if not just tell them to all of my friends.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

I like this

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

PLEASE, wash your balls!

[GloBug]

i like mind if i join your threesome.

[eejit101]

You guys like golf way to much

[knowledge]

This thread reminds me of the Johnny Carson show when he had Arnold Palmers wife on. He asked her if she did anything to give Arnie good luck and she said she kissed his balls before each match. What a wife. Thats what I'm lookin for