Alright this probably won't be a good delivery but the above joke reminded me of it.


Some kids from a catholic school were in the lunch line an noticed a huge plate of cookies. Since they usually didn't have a treat like this at lunch time the teachers wanted them to only take one cookie each. So next to the plate of cookies there was a sign that read "Take one, God is watching." As the lunch line was moving along one of the students passed by the cookie plate and starting stealing extra fruit, extra milk, extra juice, and extra potato chips. The girl in line next to the boy looked surprised and asked the boy what he was doing. The boy replied "Take advantage! God is watching the cookies!"