jack bauer dreaming

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Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

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Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

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Ther are 2 hands that beat a royal flush... Jack Bauers left hand, and his right hand.

If Jack Bauer would have been born a Spartan - the movie would have been called "1"

JAck Bauer never retreats - He just attacks in the opposite direction