Sleeping at Work

[Dallas12]

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. " ... in God's name, Amen."

[knowledge]

got fired at walmart for sleeping in changing room at night when I was doing the floor. I was finished and thought I desirved the break.the boss didn't. What was funny though I was the employee of the week for 2 weeks prior to this, but the boss knew I had nailed his daughter and hated me. She didn't!

[twenty47]

my favorite as a young child to my parents when i was trying to sneak a few more minutes before getting up for school was: "i'm not sleeping, i'm just resting my eyes" of course they never fell for it.... and i HAD to get up like right now..... LOL