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  1. #1
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    Default My joke of the day...

    Dallas does one of these so i thought i should share the laughs

    Long hair


    A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"


    Tell me if you like it

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
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    NW FLORIDA
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    Default

    It's a keeper Allking at least for me.Thats how ya talk to your boys.

  3. #3
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    that one was a good one, Keep it up

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