Donk = idiot
Muppet = idiot
Idiot = idiot!!!

Serious ones...

BB - Bigblind
SB - Small blind
B = button
UTG = under the gun (1st to act preflop)
UTG+1 =12 to the left of UTG
EP - early position (first few players to act preflop
MP - Mid position (Any where between UTG+2 + cutoff.
Cutoff/Hijack - Player 1 to the right of the button
LP - Late position (Button,BB and SB preflop, post flop Cutoff and button)

TAG - Tight agressive, a player who is tight in general, but bets big when he has a hand or hits a hand
LAG - loose agressive. Plays anything for alot of chips
WP - Weak / passive. Tight player, doesnt bet alot when he hits.
CAlling station - calls any raises preflop, and folds if he misses (other wise known as a chip donator)

Tilt/Spew - When a player has lost their control over their game and is betting huge every hand as they are angry.

THIS IS ONE THAT ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!

Set - When you have a pair in your hand, and hit a matching card on the flop (e.g 88, board A 8 2)

Trips - When you have 1 card in your hand, and 2 come on the flop (eg Ak, flop K K 2)


Aside fromt hat, the rest is simple