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  1. #1
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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking !

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone....

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone and leave the house to

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw....

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I.....

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I.....slip two aces up my

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I.....slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
    shouted, "We've just been busted"

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
    shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
    shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
    shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat!

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and warm living on the streets!

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

    I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

    So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and warm living on the streets!

    After getting it on with.....

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    I ran as fast as

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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5
    I ran as fast as
    I could without falling over.

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    I saw a penguin eating...

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    using chopsticks and a knife

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    so i kicked him against

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