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    But Grandma gives me money

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    i tell her not to

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    But do I refuse it?

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    no I take it gladly......

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    and all because of that........

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    I will always love her

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond....





    P.S. can you copy and paste my whole thing, and add your 5 words at the end so its easier to follow people? thanx

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond.... that will never be broken.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all...

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer.....

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good.

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings

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    Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

    "I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

    My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

    I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

    Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that.

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