Brain Transplant

[rudyrudeth]

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used!”

[67christine]

yes, finally someone telling it like it is. LOL I will have to give this to some of the men at work, they will think it is funny and I am sure that one or two will have some smart *** comment.

[Lilred36]

That is also a good one,hopefully not true but very funny thank you.

[NeverWinHere]

I like it, ty!!

[allinking17]

No offense to dallas, but better jokes here lol

[rudyrudeth]

Lol thank you very much

[twenty47]

i love it, i'm gonna have to copy and paste it into an email and send it off to my buddies........ ty

[liljp000]

nice i like that...

[USCTrojans]

Hahaha, nice one indeed lol

Hope I can memorize this one LOL