A preacher visiting his flock in the country happens to see a pig walking around on 3 legs. The preacher stopped by and asked the farmer. My son, what's with your pig with only 3 legs?
Well, preacher says the farmer, this pig is very special to my family and me, well just 2 months ago, I'm working underneath my tractor, the jack fell and the tractor was crushing me. I yelled and my pig rushed to my rescue, dug me out and pulled me away from the tractor.
Well that's very commendable says the preacher..but..
That's not all preacher, last week my house caught fire and my pig pulled my 2 young daughters to safety. It even received a hero gold ribbon, from the village mayor.
I understand says the preacher, but that still doesn't explain the missing leg!
Well, like I said preacher, this pig is very special to my family and well, we just cannot bring ourselves to eat it all at once.
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01-12-2009, 12:11 PM #1
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Three Legged Pig...
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01-12-2009, 12:27 PM #2
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Dear god..... anyone got a long legnth of rope?
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01-12-2009, 12:38 PM #3USCTrojans Guest
LMFAO that is a great joke Dallas ahahahahahahahaha they gonna eat him in pieces LMAO
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01-12-2009, 01:57 PM #4bkniefel Guest
lol hand me a pistol please, lets gamble. Russian Roulete?
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01-12-2009, 02:36 PM #5
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That ones just wrong dallas lol
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01-12-2009, 02:38 PM #6
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not wrong... just awful
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01-12-2009, 03:54 PM #7USCTrojans Guest
I found it so darn funny LOLOL
Originally Posted by eejit101
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01-12-2009, 05:46 PM #8
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that was funny but not as funny as the other ones. Are you starting to run out of material??
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01-12-2009, 05:50 PM #9
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thats a good one DALLAS please continue,these are great!
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01-12-2009, 05:56 PM #10
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I will i got a million of them. Originally Posted by Lilred36
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