okay, i just have to...... please NOBODY get offended as these are just jokes...... (personally I couldn't stop laughing when i was told the woman one, it's hilarious)


Why did God create yeast infection?
A: so women will know what it feels like to live with an irritating C**T too


What's the difference between a man and an empty beer bottle?
A: the beer bottle is still worth 10 cents when your done with it!