"Best Surgeon in Texas"



Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost
both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events
in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's *** and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States!"