Joke for the day - missing husband

[Dallas12]

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

[Lilred36]

lol, thats pretty good.

[Dallas12]

Thanks if you want i can put one aday in here

[ffcowboy76]

That sounds like my wife. Have you been spying on my family?

[Dallas12]

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

[Lilred36]

thats okay, funny.dallas are you in law enforcement?

[dabber1]

He is in police department custody........LOL.Just kidding Dallas

[Dallas12]

thats okay, funny.dallas are you in law enforcement?

No i am not i am a chef

[ffcowboy76]

That is a good one too dallas.