A guy was driving along the freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was surprised to see a chicken keeping up with him as he was driving at 45 mph. He accelerated to 55 and the chicken stayed right by him, sped up to 65 mph and the chicken passed him and turned to a nearby farm. He drove there and went up to a farmer sitting on a porch in a rocking chair. He asked the farmer, "I just had a chicken pass me at 65 mph. How's that possible?". The farmer replied, "Well, everybody here likes chicken legs so we managed to breed a three legged chicken." The man asked, "Wow, and what do they taste like". The farmer replied, "Dunno, haven't caught one yet".