Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

[targetguy1]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
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[NeverWinHere]

Lots of true ones there, liked it thanks!!

[woohoosue]

very funny target.....Why can't you say you're married when drunk?

[targetguy1]

very funny target.....Why can't you say you're married when drunk?

well depends on who your talking to.... if its the opposite sex then your never married when your drunk.

[Lilred36]

well alot of them are true,I attest.

[USCTrojans]

LMAO, thats a good post target

[USCTrojans]

Hey, I just noticed you forgot 1, and a very important thing to SAY AND DO when you are drunk, LOL

Know what it is by now?

LOL, well the answer is to say or perform the action constituted as FOLD in poker

[RocketManAA]

That's a good one and so true to life!

[USCTrojans]

That's a good one and so true to life!

Dude, I have lost so so so much money when playing drunk, say I go out on a friday night and come back around 2 or 3 am and get the poker itch, thats a NO NO NO

LOL

[Lilred36]

The stars must be lining up me and USC agree again , playing drunk is a big no no.I can say this because as much as I cry,drinking and playing is what causes most of my bad beats,lol.

[Tomturkey46]

The stars must be lining up me and USC agree again , playing drunk is a big no no.I can say this because as much as I cry,drinking and playing is what causes most of my bad beats,lol.

Lilred, I DO NOT drink BUT I still get bad beats lol.

The Turkey

[USCTrojans]

Lilred, I DO NOT drink BUT I still get bad beats lol.

The Turkey

Well the DRINK my friend that way you can at least have an excuse for when you get bad beat!

USC

[Lilred36]

oh Tom is a noble advesary at the table,drinking may improve his game.So I say unless your going get dizzy drunk and play me don't drink if were playing me Tom,lol.

[johnpoker]

nice post so true so true