Funny Bumper Stickers.

[KaciBlakely]

I was doing a survey and saw these. They are humourous and we can add to them later on. Please participate in this.


1. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

2. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

3. Bad Cop! No Donut!

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

6. Sorry, I don't date outside my species

7. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

8. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

9. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

10. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

11. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

12. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

13. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

14. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

15. My kid had sex with your honor student.

16. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

17. Help wanted: Telepathy ... you know where to apply.

18. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

19. Don't be sexist - broads hate that

20. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

21. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

22. I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha.

23. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

24. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

25. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


Those are they favorites I saw.

If you have any hilarious ones please add them. I'd love to see some more funny ones. I'd like to buy some of these but don't know where to either.

[eejit101]

Loooool.

I love the last one

[KaciBlakely]

Cool you got it lol.

Didn't know if anyone was going to.

After all Calculus humour isn't always the funniest humour, lol.

[freeringo]

I knew a chick in high school that drove a hot rod
and her bumper sticker said:
YOU BEAT ME YOU EAT ME

[KaciBlakely]

I knew a chick in high school that drove a hot rod
and her bumper sticker said:
YOU BEAT ME YOU EAT ME

No way, lol. How classic and tacky. Love it!!! Hopefully it wasn't true but it's funny sticker anyways.

[freeringo]

Totally true story from 1978 my graduation year.
I drove a hot rod 65 mustang.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Just one for now:

I tried to see your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.

I also liked the calculus one!