Can you old members recall......................

**Lilred36** · 09-17-2008, 06:12 PM

THE sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing.I had decided to take a walk.......

**Lilred36** · 11-29-2008, 06:09 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favoritegame.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets

dabber1 · 11-29-2008, 07:34 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight

**Lilred36** · 11-29-2008, 07:47 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW

dabber1 · 11-29-2008, 08:12 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman

USCTrojans · 11-29-2008, 08:57 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but

**Lilred36** · 11-29-2008, 10:05 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there ,before my glass
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dabber1 · 11-29-2008, 11:07 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there ,before my glass eye was 6 and 7?
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**Lilred36** · 11-29-2008, 05:03 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there ,before my glass eye was 6 and 7?Has this ever happened I
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dabber1 · 11-29-2008, 05:10 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled
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**Lilred36** · 11-30-2008, 06:16 AM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".
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dabber1 · 11-30-2008, 10:27 AM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen.Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps!Yo tho is my favorite game.Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW
in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I
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**NeverWinHere** · 11-30-2008, 01:36 PM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these
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**Lilred36** · 11-30-2008, 03:43 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as
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dabber1 · 11-30-2008, 07:33 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells
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**Lilred36** · 12-01-2008, 05:47 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's
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dabber1 · 12-01-2008, 07:45 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi!
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**Lilred36** · 12-01-2008, 04:54 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi!Thunder and I hop gold

dabber1 · 12-01-2008, 06:40 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi!Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find.

**Lilred36** · 12-01-2008, 07:16 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi!Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find.Crab legs,Crawfish,and alot

**NeverWinHere** · 12-01-2008, 07:34 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do

**Lilred36** · 12-01-2008, 08:24 PM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams,cornbread

**NeverWinHere** · 12-01-2008, 09:22 PM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan

dabber1 · 12-02-2008, 09:10 AM

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat

**Lilred36** · 12-02-2008, 04:17 PM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink.

dabber1 · 12-03-2008, 08:51 AM

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east

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