The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt