Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

[targetguy1]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
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[NeverWinHere]

Lots of true ones there, liked it thanks!!

[woohoosue]

very funny target.....Why can't you say you're married when drunk?

[targetguy1]

very funny target.....Why can't you say you're married when drunk?

well depends on who your talking to.... if its the opposite sex then your never married when your drunk.

[Lilred36]

well alot of them are true,I attest.

[USCTrojans]

LMAO, thats a good post target