Ask Eejit!

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This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5...c9bf9d23_z.jpg