Ask Eejit!

[eejit101]

After discussion (I use that term loosely) with NDN, this is to be the official (maybe) NoDepositNeeded thread to discuss.... anything.

You can ask anything you want! About your life, my life, "agony aunt" questions, social situations, sex, drugs (though i don't know much about that), Rock'N'Roll, cooking, sport, movies, music, anything.

So, want some blunt advice as to why the girl you love wont text you back? How to make a killer Spaghetti Bolognase? Or who is the highest paid actor in history?


Go nuts.

[woohoosue]

people are very concerned about the ferrets because it has just been discovered that ferrets can transfer the N5H1 virus to other animals.

ok quik send ferret condoms and a book of how gross it is to do it cross species like that

[eejit101]

Im just loving this thread.

[Ringo]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

[Ringo]

How many electrons are in one ocean?

[Ringo]

Suppose you were given 10,000 pounds to do with what you like, with a few rules. You must spend all the money within 10 days, NO gambling, NO purchases of items that you can keep and you can't spend the money in Great Britain. What would you spend the money on?

[woohoosue]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

no fair you ask him this in here where im gonna judge him....lol

[eejit101]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

Hmm. I dont do anything really based on how people perceive it. I honestly dont know.

How many electrons are in one ocean?

Umm. Ill estimate 10 to the power 10,000. So alot.

Suppose you were given 10,000 pounds to do with what you like, with a few rules. You must spend all the money within 10 days, NO gambling, NO purchases of items that you can keep and you can't spend the money in Great Britain. What would you spend the money on?

So, so i have to spend the money on things I cant keep. OK.

1 - Fly to Atlanta and watch the Falcons.
2- Go from there to Vegas to meet NDN etc and people for a couple od days of Gambling with my own money. And drinks out of the $10k!
3 - Have a Kobe Steak.
4 - Go to Diisneyworld.
5 - Fly to NYC to see all the sights.
6 - Fly home.
7 - Give whatever is left to Cancer Research.

[NDN]

Hmm. I dont do anything really based on how people perceive it. I honestly dont know.



Umm. Ill estimate 10 to the power 10,000. So alot.



So, so i have to spend the money on things I cant keep. OK.

1 - Fly to Atlanta and watch the Falcons.
2- Go from there to Vegas to meet NDN etc and people for a couple od days of Gambling with my own money. And drinks out of the $10k!
3 - Have a Kobe Steak.
4 - Go to Diisneyworld.
5 - Fly to NYC to see all the sights.
6 - Fly home.
7 - Give whatever is left to Cancer Research.

Drinks are free!

[eejit101]

$200 more for cancer research!

[nodepositneeded]

Kobe Steak in Las Vegas is the best .

[woohoosue]

q-tips are vital to cleaning wireless mouse lense of lent

if your mouse is catholic(lent)....can your keyboard, monitor and headset(the trinity) be baptist?

[woohoosue]

if a bean bag is no longer made of beans, why does the bean industry/FDA allow them to still be called bean bags?

[eejit101]

1 - No.
2 - trade names. Coke is still called coke, despite the now absense of cocaine. Who knows.

[Ringo]

why are cops such party animals on their off time?

why do most nurses smoke?

[Ringo]

can a doctor preform a colonoscopy on himself?

[eejit101]

why are cops such party animals on their off time?

why do most nurses smoke?

1 - Are they? Or is that a stereotype. Plus id imagine they have to let loose. Plus they know they wont get much sh!t being a cop. Show the badge!

2 - Stress. And they dont. Its a larger percentage than the general population. But still not that high.

can a doctor preform a colonoscopy on himself?

No. Well yes, but with difficulty. And youd need a camera well angled. Plus itll be hard to adjust with one hand. Im scared of one!

[Ringo]

if paypal bought amazon would verifying account information
be any quicker or even neccesary?

[Ringo]

why was Chelsea Charms not allowed to serve herself at the buffet?

[eejit101]

if paypal bought amazon would verifying account information
be any quicker or even neccesary?

Not really. And yes still necessary. I think. Though i hate all verification processes. Must be an easier way!

why was Chelsea Charms not allowed to serve herself at the buffet?

Who? WHO?

[Ringo]

don't you mean woohoo?

[Ringo]

what is the proper etiquette when repaying a loan or paying off a wager?

[eejit101]

don't you mean woohoo?

no

what is the proper etiquette when repaying a loan or paying off a wager?

Using a system that isnt as flawed as paypal. Expect this later. I need to deal with NDN on the best way to get the money to him.

[Ringo]

Instant gratification is out. Patience is in...and so are cavemen

[Ringo]

Why is it that NDN logs on to NDN forum before CBG forum everyday?

[eejit101]

Why is it that NDN logs on to NDN forum before CBG forum everyday?

because i do. And tis "home"