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[Ringo]

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

[Ringo]

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

[eejit101]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

Yes. As the air they displace pushes down upon the place to force an equilibrium of weight. I also think mythbusters broke this myth in a show too. So yes, the plane is heavier with birds on it, flying or not.

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

They do. If i sing i normally mimic voices, so i sing in the accent of whoever is singing. But take... The Beatles. They sound english.

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

No, it comes out of about 15 anyway. The nipple has 15-20 small "holes" for milking. The extra ones just make them a bit bigger.

[Ringo]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

[woohoosue]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

It all braille baby!