yeah the more I drink the better I play
and then I get in trouble when I get home

in the local bar I won 3 months in a row and in the 4th month I was running late and called bartender/owner to delay my game.
I showed up 26 min late and he had already forfieted me a game.
I was pissed so I mowed through the losers bracket and got in the finals.
Before the the final match I had to get a beer and at the bar this chick says Ha you have to beat my boyfriend twice to win. I look at her and said " The way I see it, he has to beat me once"
I beat him twice and they shut the tourney down after that.

I haven't played since