Here's what we know thus far:

Object Used For Play

No Handle

Bigger Than A Breadbox

Would Not Work As Designed If Placed In Water

Probably Weights More THan 3-Pounds

Some Parts Metal - Not Majority

Not Christmas Item

Wouldn't Shatter If Dropped From 10-Feet

Not Furniture

Needs Power

DOesn't Make Noise

Tiny Light From Object

Not Appliance

Uses Batteries

Not Generally Owned By One Gender

Uses AA Batteries