I had an NDN DREAM!!!

[eejit101]

I edit that part Lori. Was too rude to post

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That is very close except he is bald with bad *** tattoos AND PIERED EYEBROWS ,I think he has a chain on his wallet too and wears them big baggy pants lol

[eejit101]

If thats true that would surprise me.

The guy likes David Gray and weird movies.

[PANAMHIEST]

i too had a dream, but it involved me and eejit. WE were shopping at walmart here in america strangely enough when a woman walk up to us and while we were in the check-out line and asked eejit and i if we had a dog.

Why else would we be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on one of eejits impulsive moments told her that no, he didn't have a dog, he was starting the Purina Diet again, and that he probably shouldn't, because he ended up in the hospital last time, but that he had lost 50 pounds before he awakened in inten...sive care, with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.

He then tells her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with his story.)

Horrified, she asked if he ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned him. He then tells her no, that he had stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit him. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he started laughing so hard.

I too woke up laughing my butt off. yup thats a eejit dream for ya

[eejit101]

O...M...G.

Ive actually said half of that in a store before.

THATS INSANE.

And, thats also how it would go!